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10Taylor Swift and John John Florence Are the Talk of the Surfing Community

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Some surfer bro called John John Florence (what a dumb name) hinted on Australian TV earlier this week that he’s (not) getting it on with Taylor Swift by saying that he’s “not supposed to comment about that” and that their relationship is “kind of a secret thing going on right now” that he “can’t bust out in the public just yet”. Uh, what? Shut up, John John, you’re annoying me already.

In any case, Taylor’s people have vigorously denied these stories and said there’s no way she’s hooking up with this albino looking motherf-cker.

From E! News:

Rumor has it that the 23-year-old singer recently initiated contact with rather adorable 20-year-old pro surfer and that the pair have been growing closer via text message ever since.

Or not.

Sources assure E! News that “there is no truth to this at all,” and that “Taylor is not dating—or texting—this guy.”

Whatever, maybe she is dating this human Hugga Bunch. I don’t even care anymore. Everyone just do whatever.

March 22, 2013 at 9:30 am by Jennifer
Filed Under: Taylor Swift

10 Responses to “Taylor Swift and John John Florence Are the Talk of the Surfing Community”

  1. meh says:

    Holy jesus christ..the hugga bunch thing. !!

  2. kimcheee says:

    When I look at his little boy eyes and then at Taylor’s eyes – “This isn’t going to end well” is all that comes to mind.

  3. Sharyn says:

    Oh great, now she can do a surfing photo shoot. She did the whole sailing thing with the Kennedy boy. She runs her life like a magazine spread.

  4. Jacq says:

    Whenever I see such a fair completed person who spends all of their time in the sun – like this guy, where even his lips looks like they’re burned and/or peeling – all I can think is SKIN CANCER. I hope he uses plenty of sunscreen

  5. Person says:

    John John is one of the best surfers in the world right now

  6. Yay. says:

    I would not be surprised.
    Taylor goes through men like a freaking chainsaw.

  7. Anonymous says:

    I use to be a ski bum during college winter and summer that would be a great career watch for the sharks

  8. tanktop says:

    Sorry I can’t see this priss dating an outdoors athlete Just doesn’t seem right. She’s as white as a bar of soap. (soap used to come in bar form)

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