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10Chelsea Handler Is Sure That Taylor Swift Is a Virgin

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Chelsea Handler is always running her mouth about some celebrity or other, and she’s showing no signs of stopping. This time around, it’s Taylor Swift she has thoughts on – mainly that TSwift goes through so many boyfriends so quickly because she’s a virgin who won’t put out and men are only interested in getting laid, so they hit the pike once they realise she’s not going to open her legs.

From Watch What Happens Live:

“My theory about Taylor Swift is that she’s a virgin,” she said. “That everyone breaks up with her because they date her for two weeks and she’s like, ‘I’m not going to do it’ and they’re like, ‘Oh well forget it – then I don’t want to date you’.

“They think they’re going to have sex with her and every guy thinks – just like when they date a lesbian, they think they’re going to turn them straight – every guy thinks they’re going to devirginise her and they’re not. She’s never going to get devirginised, ever ever ever ever ever.”

Is Taylor Swift really a virgin? Hmm, I don’t know. There was a report in the press when she was dating Harry Styles which said that the relationship ended because she wouldn’t put out as often as he’d have liked. But who knows! Women tend to need/want sex a bit less than men (GENERALLY, so calm down, horndog ladies!) so maybe not putting out as much as he wanted means that she didn’t want to have sex six times a day. Who can say?

Part of me sort of thinks it would be great if she is a virgin, though. As a very late bloomer myself, there ain’t shit wrong with waiting for someone who makes you feel like cartoon hearts are flying out of your ears 24/7 – especially when she’d be slut shamed if she was actually sleeping with all the guys she dates for short periods of time. Frankly, it’s none of anyone’s business how much anyone has sex, whether it’s not at all or 20 times a day, but this is celebrity gossip and we’re talking about it, so whatever.

On a totally different note, am I missing something with Chelsea Handler? I don’t hate her, but I definitely don’t think she’s funny.

March 8, 2013 at 6:30 am by Jennifer

10 Responses to “Chelsea Handler Is Sure That Taylor Swift Is a Virgin”

  1. M says:

    All I saw was the headline and I was going to comment about how unfunny she is, but then I saw your last comment. Yes! I’m not the only one!

  2. me says:

    Chelsea Handler definitely isn’t funny. She’s just a drunk comic who slept her way to the top

  3. meh says:

    OMFG who the hell cares if she’s a virgin or not?!

  4. mireee says:

    The fact that you use the term “slut-shaming” fills my heart with love and glitter. Thank you for being so great. Happy Women’s Day, Jennifer!

  5. Lissy says:

    Oh Jennifer, this post made me love you a little bit more than before!

  6. Taeko says:

    Agreed! Not funny & who cares. May we live in a world where everyone has as much (or as little) safe sex with as many (or few) people as they’d like and may everyone else realize it’s none of their flipping business. Get over yourself, Chelsea!

  7. pufinstuf says:

    I was not previously aware that women who know they are lesbians dating men who know the woman they are dating is a lesbian is a widespread phenomenon. And if it is, it would seem to be a frustrating, fruitless one.

  8. kimchee says:

    She isn’t funny.

  9. Anonymous says:


    I’m handling hush-hush luv affairs at this website:

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