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4Quotables: Chelsea Handler Talks About 50 Cent

A photo of Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent

“I wasn’t like ‘Oh, I’m going to marry 50 Cent…’ I mean, seriously. But I did like him. He’s very sweet and antithetical to what you’d think of him.”

- Chelsea Handler on who I like to think is her one true love, 50 Cent.

Did anyone else’s heart break a little bit after reading that? It’s like, damn, Chelsea, 50 Cent is a person too. He has feelings. Don’t be so harsh. I mean, seriously.

Do you remember when Chelsea and 50 started hooking up? It kind of blew everyone’s mind, but then it was sort of easy to see why these two would be good together. They’re both just so obnoxious, right? These two crazy, loud, offensive people found each other in this big wide world, and that was beautiful and inspiring. And obnoxious.

Even though 50 Cent didn’t really say the sweetest things about Chelsea (remember that time that he was all “yeah, she’s cool to talk to, but you probably wouldn’t look at her and want to bang her,” wasn’t that charming?), I think he really did love her. I think that he thought she was The One, the girl of his dreams, the apple of his eye. He thought he would settle down with her in a nice little cottage in the country, and they would get wasted together for the rest of their days.

But Chelsea wasn’t having it. She broke things off for whatever reason, and that was that. But somehow, over a year after the fact, she’s still saying hurtful things to poor 50. My opinion of Chelsea was never that high (to be fair, it was pretty much nonexistent), but now, Chelsea, you have gone too far.

But yeah, wasn’t this a crazy couple? I kind of wish they had gotten married, you know? It’d be a hell of a wedding.

February 9, 2012 at 5:30 pm by Emily
Filed Under: 50 Cent, Chelsea Handler

4 Responses to “Quotables: Chelsea Handler Talks About 50 Cent”

  1. Jess says:

    I wonder if his friends/girlfriends call him 50 Cent..

  2. pufinstuf says:

    I am going to assume that you are being sarcastic. Because I really don’t see her comments as being hurtful. She said she liked him, he was sweet, and unlike you might think he is like from his public image. And the remark about not wanting to marrry him, he just might not be “the one” or maybe she just doesn’want to get married right now to anyone or it could have been a not-serious relationship.

    • mcmiller says:

      I didn’t think these comments were offensive either, BUT, the rest of her interview with Howard Stern was laced with mean-spirited, high school bs comments about 50.

      Why do people keep watching her show? She’s as funny as a hemorrhoid!

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