Rihanna smoked away all the sense God gave her, and he never gave Chris Brown any at all, so it’s no surprised the poster couple for “RELATIONSHIPS YOU NEVER WANT YOUR KIDS TO GET INTO” apparently want to get married on the beach in Barbados, with Rihanna wearing a bikini instead of a wedding dress. Isn’t that special?
A source close to the singer, 25, reveals: ‘This is her “F-ck you!” to the world.’
Unsurprisingly, the couple are planning to break with tradition at their wedding, which is likely to happen on a beach near the Sandy Lane resort.
‘Rihanna doesn’t want a big dress or boring old confetti,’ says our insider.
‘She wants to get married in her bikini and have a carnival atmosphere.
‘They want it to be relaxed and fun, like a “playground”, and to celebrate with the people who have stood by them.’
The way I see it, the only person getting f-cked here is Rihanna, because she has to spend her life with a disgusting, angry, homophobic woman beater and I can go about my days without… all that. Second of all, I’m all for eschewing tradition, but I’ve seen pictures of Rihanna at Carnival, and if that’s the vibe she’s going for, it’s going to be one classy affair. Hey, at least they’re going to get married before they start their family.
Below, some photos of Rihanna at Carnival in 2011, in case you wanted a sneak peak at the nuptials.