Oh, Lindsay, never change. Or, you know, change before you’re in jail for life or dead or something. Apparently Our Lady of Zero Consequences (bringing it back!) was due to fly from New York to Los Angeles on Saturday night ahead of her mandatory court appearance today (Monday). The only problem? She decided not to take it and instead stayed in NYC to see some shitty band play at a nightclub.
Then shit got doubly crazy as she re-booked a flight for Sunday night which she GOT OFF just moments before take-off. The flight was an hour late to depart or something because of a gas issue and all the cocaine made her too paranoid to stay aboard and instead, she managed to get some idiot corporation (???) to donate their private jet for the Camp Clueless cause.
Lindsay Lohan will absolutely, positively be LATE for her trial TMZ has learned … and the judge could issue a bench warrant for her arrest on her first day of trial.
We’ve learned … the private jet that is carrying the infamous defendant is scheduled to land at 8:11 AM in Van Nuys, 20 miles from the courthouse. That means at the time of touchdown — assuming she lands on time — she will have 19 minutes to get to the courthouse in the middle of rush hour traffic. Translation: No way in hell.
Sources tell us … the jet was delayed at JFK in NYC and didn’t go wheels up until 6 AM EDT.
There are 2 SUVs waiting at Van Nuys airport to take Lindsay and her entourage to court.
One more complication …. Lindsay left all of her luggage on her original commercial flight. Someone has already retrieved the bags at LAX and has taken them to the Van Nuys Airport. Lindsay will change clothes in the car.
One final thing … Guess how much the private jet costs? $50,000. Lindsay didn’t pay — The generous folks at Mr. Pink energy drink covered the tab.
Lindsay finally turned up for court this morning 45 minutes late and while I thought she would try anything to come up with another bullshit excuse to try and get out of trouble yet again, it seems like I’m wrong because just as I’ve been updating this story for the 900th time, she’s apparently accepted a plea deal just moments before the trial was going to begin. From TMZ yet again:
11:04 AM PT — It appears Lindsay has struck a plea deal with prosecutors, which is shocking because up until now … Lindsay has REFUSED to accept any punishment.
Our clue … Mark Heller’s co-counsel just grabbed a “plea form” from a desk and took it into chambers with him.
Well, okay. I have to ask, though – what in the hell is this girl wearing? Someone took her Liz Taylor role to heart…