Chris Brown did something both bizarre and stupid Thursday night when he gave impromptu relationship advice via song about how to treat a woman. And how would that be?
Every guy in this building has said one thing to their female … If you’re not an insecure n—-, and you let her have fun with her friends, I applaud you. But you gotta say that one thing to her, and I made this shit up. [starts singing the rest] Don’t make me have to tell you again, that that’s my p—y baby! It is mine, baby, babe, mine. So you better not give it away! […] So every person in this motherf-cking building, if you got a bad bitch you better say that to her. Cause she might f-ck another n—-.
This all happened at the Emerson Theater in Hollywood. Apparently Brown just grabbed the mic from the DJ and started to go off. Why? Because he’s Chris Brown, and he does whatever he wants to do whenever he feels like it without thinking about the consequences. That’s just my theory.
I just don’t even know what to say about this person anymore. Thanks (I guess?) to TMZ for posting the video. If you’d like to watch Brown in all of his disgusting awkward glory, check it out: