Matt Damon must be trying to compete with Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner for the “Best Couple Ever” award, as he’s recently revealed plans to renew his wedding vows with his wife of eight years, Luciana Barroso. After having a small, private affair in 2005, they want to do something bigger and bolder (and sexuality confirming) the second time around and invite all their family and friends. All I want to know is whether it’s open bar.
From The New York Post:
A-listers were buzzing in LA over Oscar weekend that the “Saving Private Ryan” star and his wife have sent out “save the date” cards to close family and friends for an April bash that’s so top-secret, even the guests haven’t been told the location yet.
“They had a really low-key wedding in Manhattan,” a Hollywood source explained, adding, “so now they want to do something bigger.”
Sources said that while details of the bash are being kept hush-hush, one rule for guests lucky enough to be invited will be “no kids” on the trip.
Now that’s what I call a wedding – no kids? Sign me up! I mean, kids are great and all, but come on – they’re kind of the worst. You can’t do shit when there’s a toddler (or 8-year-old, pre-teen, teenager…) around cramping your style. I should go check my spam filter in case my Evite got lost.