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16Behold! The First Real Picture of Blue Ivy Carter Is Revealed!

There she is in all her glory: the new messiah, Blue Ivy Carter! Sure, we’ve seen dozens of blurry paparazzi photos of Beyoncé and Jay-Z‘s golden child, but this is the real deal. I mean, this is the child so special that she could talk right out of the womb and even her shit-filled diapers are magical.

The picture is a still taken from Bey’s HBO documentary Life Is But a Dream, which airs tonight. Damn, Blue looks like her father, don’t you think? It’s pretty hilarious how much attention this baby has received – nearly as much as the forthcoming royal arrival of Wills & Kate. Maybe it’s the intense secrecy that surrounded Beyoncé’s pregnancy (I know, conspiracy theorists – I see you there) that increased the interest about the little one, but whatever, it’s a baby and it’s cute. Let’s just leave it at that.

February 16, 2013 at 12:00 pm by Jennifer

16 Responses to “Behold! The First Real Picture of Blue Ivy Carter Is Revealed!”

  1. Junebug says:

    Too bad… She does look just like JZ. I don’t understand the hype about anyone’s kids.

  2. Iris says:

    Gosh!She’s got her mom’s eyebrows (and eyes too I suppose) and her dad’s lips!

  3. blasted1 says:

    Well…..pretty much all babies are “cute”, but the writing is on the wall for this kid. I’m going to start calling her Ivy jayzette.

  4. Don’t care. They drink the Obama Kool-aid.

  5. M says:

    Not impressed, actually.

  6. Julia says:

    She looks like her father and that’s not gonna be a pretty look for a little girl , just saying !

  7. Princess Ivory says:

    Aww…cute little girl. But yeah, she looks exactly like her Dad. Shame, that.

  8. Melvin says:

    Cutie pie! She looks like them both and she will be multitalented just like her parents.

  9. princessahr says:

    she is so cute,,…………….and blue ivy is the name

  10. princessahr says:

    she is CUTE..

  11. amira says:

    Beyonc’e i hope you the best !!!!! Good things are coming your way have a great day !!!!!!!!!!!!:):)

  12. Sandra says:

    Im a Republican, and a Mom too, look all u haters she’s a beautiful baby! She’s an innocent, her parents love and adore her as they should! Just because the parents r rich or famous Leave The Kids Alone!!!!!! I am a Mom and Grandma and some of u people r just creepy losers!

  13. Jenny says:

    I love the baby. . .shes so cute and chubby with bey’s eyebrows. . I dont give a hek bout her parents. .or how she was born altho im positive she wasnt born by her present moma

  14. Nerdsarethewomanizers says:

    Dipped in the ugly pond
    Nothing special
    She ouod work at the gap or starbucks

  15. Ooohhh says:

    What an ugly baby born of a drug dealer father and a hater contempous anti American mother

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