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Jennifer Lawrence Was Shocked to Learn that Her Breasts Are Uneven

Jennifer Lawrence is a pretty sexy lady, yeah? She looks great, but she also has a really goofy personality and doesn’t take herself too seriously – two great traits to have in life, let alone celebrity life. Whether she’s learning how to shoot a bow and arrow from an Olympic archer or her dress is falling apart on national television, she’s just generally chill, which I like. Not much seems to rattle her – well, until she found out that her breasts – like most women’s who haven’t had plastic surgery – are uneven. The horror!

During an appearance on The Jimmy Kimmel Show [via US Weekly]:

“Your producer made me do two shots of tequila and a beer. But the beer was my decision,” she admitted, before launching into a very personal story. The actress 22, has been recovering from walking pneumonia, and explained, “I went to the doctor today and got a chest X-ray of my lungs and discovered that my breasts are uneven! That was all I saw.”

“I was standing with these doctors and they were looking at my lungs and it felt like the elephant in room,” Lawrence said. “I was like, ‘Are my breasts uneven?’ They were just stifled and uncomfortable, obviously.”

“Are you worried about that?” Kimmel asked. “Is that a concern?”

“It wasn’t until the X-ray,” Lawrence joked. “I just hope no one will ever see my breasts in an X-ray.”

Well, okay. This normally would be sort of eyeroll-worthy, but since it’s an admittedly drunk Jennifer Lawrence, it’s kind of hilariously endearing, albeit slightly unfortunate. The fact that she talked about it, not the fact that her boobs are uneven. It’s pretty standard, right? I mean, don’t get the wrong idea, I’m no Frankenstein or anything, I just want to encourage body acceptance, okay? I said okay?

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  • But pretty much everyone’s breasts are uneven! I thought everyone had sort of realised?? Also, lungs are also uneven because one of them has to make room for the heart (I’m doing an MA on medical stuff so please let me share my knowledge because I’m paying dearly for it). And yes, body positivity wooo!

  • I thought boobs being uneven was totally normal. Worry not, JLaw and other ladies. It’s not just you. It’s all of us.

  • One of my breasts is slightly larger than other, but I really don’t care. I only realize this because I’ve had ’em since the 5th grade (early bloomer). If someone was going to look THAT closely, scrutinize, and then criticize what the good Lord gave me, then they can go to hell!

    I, for one, am glad that my breasts do not perfectly resemble the Barbie I owned as a child. I’m glad that they shake, rattle, and roll a little. lol

  • I love it when these starlets can make young girls who look up to them know that people have flaws and that not only is it normal but its ok :) she is absolutely beautiful and I know young girls look up to her so keep up the great work !!!! I think she reminds all of us as the girl next door running around in jeans and t shirts then plays dress up for work and special occasions !!! She just seems down to earth :) I hope she stays that way :)

    • Thats what I was thinking. I mean, it’s common knowledge that women stand nekkid in front of the mirror playing with their tits, right?

      • I certainly do! To be fair, though, my boobs used to be pretty even. Then in the last couple of years one of them started to sag more than the other, so now they look uneven. So maybe she just noticed it because it just started to happen!

  • Perfectly normal and absolutely gorgeous.

    I certainly hope she doesn’t try to get them “fixed”. Leave them, and your whole body just as your genetics gave them to you. There are too many horror stories about unnecessary surgery. FUHGETABOUTIT.

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