Jennifer Lawrence is a pretty sexy lady, yeah? She looks great, but she also has a really goofy personality and doesn’t take herself too seriously – two great traits to have in life, let alone celebrity life. Whether she’s learning how to shoot a bow and arrow from an Olympic archer or her dress is falling apart on national television, she’s just generally chill, which I like. Not much seems to rattle her – well, until she found out that her breasts – like most women’s who haven’t had plastic surgery – are uneven. The horror!
During an appearance on The Jimmy Kimmel Show [via US Weekly]:
“Your producer made me do two shots of tequila and a beer. But the beer was my decision,” she admitted, before launching into a very personal story. The actress 22, has been recovering from walking pneumonia, and explained, “I went to the doctor today and got a chest X-ray of my lungs and discovered that my breasts are uneven! That was all I saw.”
“I was standing with these doctors and they were looking at my lungs and it felt like the elephant in room,” Lawrence said. “I was like, ‘Are my breasts uneven?’ They were just stifled and uncomfortable, obviously.”
“Are you worried about that?” Kimmel asked. “Is that a concern?”
“It wasn’t until the X-ray,” Lawrence joked. “I just hope no one will ever see my breasts in an X-ray.”
Well, okay. This normally would be sort of eyeroll-worthy, but since it’s an admittedly drunk Jennifer Lawrence, it’s kind of hilariously endearing, albeit slightly unfortunate. The fact that she talked about it, not the fact that her boobs are uneven. It’s pretty standard, right? I mean, don’t get the wrong idea, I’m no Frankenstein or anything, I just want to encourage body acceptance, okay? I said okay?