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5Lindsay Isn’t Interested in A Plea Deal Because She’s Innocent

A photo of Lindsay Lohan

I mean, of course. None of us really thought that Lindsay actually lied to police then punched someone in the head, right? It just doesn’t sound like her. Not that talented, hard working girl we all know and love.

And since Lindsay is so obviously innocent, she’s planning on rejecting that plea deal that’s going to be offered to her. She could go to rehab and avoid jail time, but innocent people don’t go to rehab or jail. Innocent people go to Disneyland. Yay, Disneyland!

From TMZ:

Lindsay Lohan doesn’t care that the prosecutor in her car crash case is willing to let her skate without spending a day in jail … because she won’t plea bargain a case in which she says she’s innocent.

TMZ broke the story … attorney Shawn Holley was on her way to court Monday to negotiate a deal in Lindsay’s lying-to-cops car crash case when she got her walking papers.  Law enforcement sources tell us … the prosecutor was willing to let Lindsay plead no contest and agree to six months of lockdown rehab — NO JAIL.

Presumably, the offer is still on the table but we’re told Lindsay could not be less interested. She doesn’t think she did anything wrong and will not plead to a crime she says she didn’t commit.

FYI — our law enforcement sources tell us … prosecutors have her dead to rights, because she told cops she was a passenger in the Porsche when there’s overwhelming evidence she was the driver.

So get this … if the case goes to trial and Lindsay is found guilty, she faces 19 months in jail. On top of that, the lying-to-cops case has triggered a probation violation in her jewelry heist case and she could get ANOTHER 245 days for that.

It’s like someone is daring Lindsay to screw up her life. Like she has someone in her life who goes “hey, Lindz, I bet you can’t get into more trouble,” and that’s when Lindsay throws a punch at some fortune teller. And then they were like “ok, but you absolutely cannot top yourself this time,” and that’s when she chose to refuse the plea deal. I don’t know, it’s like she doesn’t even get how dumb she’s being. And that is so scary.

January 20, 2013 at 10:00 am by Emily
Filed Under: Lindsay Lohan

5 Responses to “Lindsay Isn’t Interested in A Plea Deal Because She’s Innocent”

  1. pufinstuf says:

    Of course she is. And the dish ran away with the spoon.

  2. archphoenix says:

    She might actually be smart here. In California time that possible jail sentence is what, like 15 minutes? So that’s a hell of a lot shorter than 6 months of lockdown rehab.

  3. Blu says:

    She’s innocent?, and in other news, when one eats coal,they shit diamonds..this is more believable than blohan’s innocents ….

  4. pikki nikki polka pants says:

    Those chins! Why so many chins?! It’s coke bloat, right? The multiple chins + thin body, it boggles my mind….

  5. Harsher says:

    That face! Argh!!

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