I’m sorry, guys, but I just don’t get all the Beyonce-love. I never did, to be honest. Destiny’s Child was never my cup of tea, and whenever I’d hear ‘Say My Name’, I’d immediately roll my eyes and make some kind of crass comment about anti-feminism and haughtily smoke my cigarette and glare off into the distance. I know. I used to be a pretentious little twat at the age of seventeen, but I still held on to a lot of my convictions after all those years, and though that’s not really changed all that much, one thing has: I take myself way, way less seriously as I did ten years ago, but Beyonce? She doesn’t. She totally doesn’t, and I think that’s part of the reason that I’m not so much of a fan. It’s like, why should I take you seriously—you do it enough for everyone “times two. Why can’t you just tell the truth?”
The Evil Beet Team
Managing Editor:Jennifer Still
Editor:Catherine St. Ives
Founding Editor:Sasha Pasulka
Hot on Evil Beet Gossip
August 10, 2014
No one loves themselves quite as much as Kim Kardashian does, so it probably comes as no surprise that she's releasing a book of some of the selfies she's taken over the past year or two - and there are plenty to choose from. From E! …»
August 07, 2014
Man, Katherine Heigl is the fucking worst. Every single time this woman opens her mouth, she's complaining about how hard done by she is and how the world is unfair and she's so misunderstood or she needs money or she wants work or she doesn't …»
August 13, 2014
As reported pretty much everywhere, Robin Williams was found dead of an apparent suicide on Monday at the age of 63. Incredibly sad news, and news that has raised a ton of discussion around the world in regards to mental health, substance abuse, etc. Now …»
August 17, 2014
Gene Simmons, of KISS and bullshit reality TV shows, made headlines recently when he made some pretty insensitive comments about depressed people. In an interview with Songfacts, Simmons went on a rant about addiction and depression, ending with, "kill yourself." Here's the quote: [...] I don't …»
August 12, 2014
Really sad news to report today and there's no easy way to say it: Robin Williams has passed away at the age of 63 from an apparent suicide. The actor was found unresponsive in his California home and 911 was called. When paramedics arrived, he …»
Someone needs to tell Jessica that Kim Kardashian...
Ugh, she looks like fucking shit. Gross.
Clearly her water companions have no sexual desire...