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17Love It or Leave It: Hey, Rachel Zoe. Wow.

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Who the hell let Rachel Zoe out of the house looking like Blind Bessie from the Senior Center did her makeup? I don’t know, but alas, this is what Rachel Zoe looked like on the red carpet at last night’s Golden Globe Awards. Can you even believe it?

Love it or leave it—Rachel Zoe’s luminous, luminous makeup:

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January 14, 2013 at 11:30 am by Sarah
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17 Responses to “Love It or Leave It: Hey, Rachel Zoe. Wow.”

  1. momster says:

    Just how old is she? she looks massively dehydrated. And very old.

  2. pnut says:

    she looks like the old lady from “There’s something about mary”

  3. ltc says:


    I am empty.

  4. Anonymous says:

    its 1960s makeup, for what it is, its pretty authentic looking. though her skin does look horrible, and this probably isn’t a look she wear when hd cameras are taking pictures of her.

  5. meh says:

    Oh jesus christ..what a terrifying picture. You need to put a warning up before posting pictures like this.

  6. Lola says:

    Don’t look it in the eye or you’ll be turned to stone!

  7. Jenn says:

    Sad. At first glance I thought it was one of those distorted “guess the celeb” images. Too much botox and who knows what else .

  8. kimcheee says:

    She must be into cocaine. Her left nostril is a bit collapsed. That explains it.

  9. bonnakins says:

    She looks like an alien. Maybe an alien is wearing her skin like that episode of Doctor Who.

  10. Webster says:

    She looks old from too much tanning but why is she even at the Golden Globe Awards?

  11. kate says:

    she’s just into that old money/dilapidated park avenue mansion/ladies who lunch/grey gardens look of yesteryear like clutch the fucking pearls look

  12. crab says:

    Dear God!! It looks like something is about to burst out of her forehead!!

  13. Ummmm, yeah... says:

    Oh, my. That was terrifying.

  14. Claire says:

    Uh, thanks. My retinas have now burned right. out. of. my. skull.

  15. Nance says:

    Kill it with fire?

  16. Taeko says:

    At first, I was scared out of my wits looking upon this picture. Yet, there is something strangely appealing the more you focus in on her eyes. I can’t…seem…to look…away. Some kind of black magic. The eyes are pulling me in, deeper…transcendence…everything is at peace…Rachel Zoe is Master. Rachel Zoe above all.

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