Did anyone know that Rachel Zoe was Anne Hathaway‘s stylist for 10 years? (Did anyone care?) Until recently, the two shared a happy stylist/stylee relationship and all was well with the world – well, if you don’t consider everything either of them have ever worn a total disaster, which I do. Well, now they’re dunzo, but at least there’s “no bad blood” between them, eh?
“There is no bad blood between Anne and Rachel, and in fact the door is always open for them to work [together] again,” an insider explains to Us. “It’s just that Anne is looking to try new things, and she loves Penny’s work. It’s nothing dramatic.”
If you’re wondering who Penny is, it’s Penny Lovell, some other stylist who Anne is working with instead. Yeah, cos I’m sure Rachel Zoe was just like, “Cool, Anne! Loved working with you this past decade – way to sell me out for another stylist! Best wishes!” but who knows, maybe that did happen.
Here’s hoping this Penny woman has slightly better taste, though I suppose Anne would need to get better taste, as well.
The fact that Rachel Zoe was even pregnant was a “news item” that passed me by, to be honest. I knew she had that other kid who needs a haircut and wears really expensive clothes, but that’s about it. But indeed, Rachel has given birth to hers and Roger Berman’s second child, Kaius Jagger Berman.
She shared the above photo and this little blurb with loyal readers of her website:
As loyal readers of The Zoe Report, I wanted you to be the first to see a picture of the beautiful new addition to our family, Kaius Jagger Berman, aka “Kai”.
Rodger, Skyler and I are madly in love and will be happily hibernating for the next couple of weeks. Thank you for all of your kind words, as they mean so much to us.
Wishing you and your family a wonderful holiday and Happy New Year!
Well, there ya go. Skyler and Kai – aye carumba, can’t half tell they’re rich kids born after the year 2000. Now she can get back to being a walking clothes hanger.
Who the hell let Rachel Zoe out of the house looking like Blind Bessie from the Senior Center did her makeup? I don’t know, but alas, this is what Rachel Zoe looked like on the red carpet at last night’s Golden Globe Awards. Can you even believe it?
Love it or leave it—Rachel Zoe’s luminous, luminous makeup:
Obviously this isn’t breaking news, but Rachel Zoe is scaring the hell out of me. This chicken is 39 years old and has worse skin than my Nana did when she died at the age of 76. She also looks like she’s lost even more weight, which is a horrifying thought as she’s always been known for being painfully thin. I’m not sure it’s fair to demand an explanation as to why she’s so skinny, but the medium-sized amount of information I know about the human body tells me that no one is naturally that slim without there being some sort of medical condition involved (Does cocaine/amphetamine addiction count as a medical problem? I’m asking for a friend.)
Oh. My. God. Guyyyyyyyzzzzz, like, Rachel Zoe literally fired her assistant Taylor last Friday. Oh, I die! Miserable Taylor “Everything in the World Hurts Including This Horrible Job, Kindness and Sun on my Skin” Jacobsen — we’ve seen plenty of her carping on The Rachel Zoe Project — sent an e-mail to her contacts that made it sound like she quit as opposed to being like, canned: “After four amazing years at Rachel Zoe Corporation, I’m saddened and exhilarated at the same time to announce my departure. After much thought and consideration, I have decided to take the challenging leap to go off and style on my own.” Oh, what a disaster!
I’m so upset over this news. No, I’m not kidding, guys. Like, you don’t even know. This is bananas! My earlobes are pulsing and I like, blackout every time I blink and I’m so like … sick about this that I threw up the lima bean I ate for breakfast. I’m pretty sure I’m going to die … lit. er. ally.