He’s my best friend in the world. I love him. … I appreciate David more now than I ever did. I mean … it’s hard. I don’t recommend divorce in general, but, you know, he is my best friend and we’ve both grown and changed. I think we both appreciate each other more. I hope he does. I do.
—Courteney Cox on The Ellen Degeneres Show talking about her ex-husband, David Arquette. Who she still loves. And who she’s probably sleeping with on the regular and feeling kind of sad and guilty about it, so she’s trying to justify it to us peons.
It’s OK, girl. I know there’s probably some slim pickins these days on the set of ‘Cougar Town’ (that’s still on TV, right?), so we’ll let it slide.
… This time. We’ll let it slide this time. Get your shit together, alright?