Well, this is basically my worst nightmare. Justin Bieber is only 18 years old, and he already has like a billion tattoos. Before too long, he won’t have an inch of tender pink skin left. It’ll all be covered with birds and flowers and Jesus or whatever. And that’s sad.
Don’t get me wrong though, because I’m all for tattoos. Get all the tattoos, I’ll support you. But Justin’s tattoos just seem so silly. Like that owl he has right on his arm. Come on now. Just come on now.
His latest tattoo, though?
Boom, right on the shoulder! It’s some hockey team’s logo, and it’s for his grandpa. He put that photo on his Instagram, along with this explanation:
My grandfather always took me to the stratford culliton every friday night. This is for Grampa.
Well, ok, Justin. Ok. I really don’t want to give you a pass this time, but I guess I will. But just this once!
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he’s a joke.
Are the tattoos a rouge to distract us from his stupidity?
I nominate Justin to portray Bazooka Joe (the comic character) in a movie.
I just wish he would quit grabbing his junk, oh yeah, and go away.
What junk??? Just stuffing the dildo back in…
Hahahaha!! OMG you made me spit out my coffee!! I’m with you guys though, grabbing your package is so 90’s!
Does anybody else notice the “pink girly lips”??? Selena Gomez has manlier lips!
What a shitty tattoo.