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Justin Bieber Has A New Hamster And Also A New Tattoo

A photo of Justin Bieber

And I hate him so much. I have never before hated Justin Bieber as much as I do right at this moment in time.

Do you see that adorable little animal he’s holding in that photo? That’s Pac, a precious hamster with the misfortune of having the shittiest owner ever. Because as I’m sure many of you know, hamsters are not like dogs. Dogs are usually pretty chill, and if you want to take him for a ride, it’s cool, and if you want to take him on tour with you and bring him on red carpets and all, that’s cool too, as long as you don’t mind him sniffing crotches and pooping a couple times. But you can’t do that with hamsters, or other rodents, or probably most other pets. Hamsters get super stressed out if they have to travel, and you need to take precautions to make them feel secure even while you’re bringing them home. The stress can literally kill them. But whatever, Justin is taking little Pac on tour with him (which he tweeted about) and to interviews and events and wherever. And that makes him a shitty person.

Oh, but he also got a new tattoo, because that’s apparently his thing now. Do you want to see it? Of course you do:

A photo of Justin Bieber

I don’t even have words for this kid right now. Can you guys come up with a few for him?

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