Yeah, I know that the news is old, as the pissing incident happened almost a month ago, but hey! Video! Let’s all gather ’round and watch one of the younger kids from ‘Twilight’s Wolf Pack kid stumble around in the airport and take a pee in the middle of the floor while a red-coated security guard held his shoulder steady (probably so he didn’t fall over face-first into the pee, because imagine adding insult to injury and having to go to jail smelling like urine. Ugh).
The incident, if you’re unaware, happened last month at LAX in Los Angeles, and I think I might have been there for it. No, really—I was catching a flight out of L.A. last month and while I was running my ass off to the gate, I saw that a big, carpeted area had been cordoned off with hazmat stuff and there were people pouring stuff on the floor and cleaning it diligently. So, hey, maybe. Or maybe a baby just threw up on the floor or something. I know that’s how I feel when I have to get on a long flight, anyway.
Here’s what the dude looks like, if you don’t remember: