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37BREAKING: Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant, Expecting Kanye’s Love Child

A photo of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

From People:

Kanye West dropped a bombshell during an Atlantic City concert on Sunday night, revealing that he and girlfriend Kim Kardashian are expecting a child.

The news of the reality starlet’s pregnancy was quickly followed by an outpouring of congratulatory Twitter messages from family members.

“Oh BABY BABY BABY!!” shouts Kim’s mom Kris Jenner.

Adds sister Kourtney: “Been wanting to shout from the rooftops with joy and now I can! Another angel to welcome to our family. Overwhelmed with excitement!

Kardashian, 32, and West, 35, went public with their relationship last April, about six months after Kardashian filed for divorce from Kris Humphries. The divorce action is still pending.

During Sunday’s concert at Revel Resort’s Ovation Hall, West revealed his big news by singing, “Now you having my baby” to the roar from the crowd of 5,000, the Associated Press reports.

West asked concertgoers to congratulate his “baby mom” and called the pregnancy the “most amazing thing.”

Oh my god. Oh my god. Shut up! Do you even realize what this means? It means a lot of things. It means that Kim Kardashian is pregnant. Just let that thought sink in for a minute. She’s going to be someone’s mom. Some child is going to have Kim Kardashian as a mother. But it also means that Kimye, the greatest couple of our generation, is in it for the long haul. Like, I’m pretty sure this means that they’re definitely, definitely getting married. That is, after Kim’s divorce. Because Kim is still married to her last dude! Oh my god.

What a way to close the year, right? This is already a great day.

December 31, 2012 at 4:30 am by Emily

37 Responses to “BREAKING: Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant, Expecting Kanye’s Love Child”

  1. Pique says:

    Didn’t Kim get REALLY upset with Kourtney because her sister became pregnant out of wedlock? I’d look up a video on youtube but I’m too lazy.

  2. mcmiller says:

    Kim Kardashian being a mom is basically Kriss Jenner being a mom. Sad world.

    Also, Kim’s outfit in the photo is an uncool version of what I’ll be wearing tonight (My shirt has Rhett Butler smoking on it and my jacket has shine to it–way cooler.)

  3. CamS says:

    Will she give it away if she is allergic to it, like the kitten? Just askin….

  4. meh says:

    Interesting that she’s pregnant just at the time there are all these stories of her family fighting and all the other bad publicity.

    • mcmiller says:

      They’re probably filming the fake miscarriage scenes now. Then the one person in this world who believes Kim would “sacrifice” her body for a baby, and thinks Kim is worth anything will shed a single tear.

      • pornmidget inc. says:

        ABSOLUTELY !
        I DON’T THINK SO ! LOL

      • LegalEase says:

        Lol, so true.

  5. Julia says:

    With all the money she has can’t she hire a shrink to tell her she is crazy out of her mind ! They r two of the most selfish people in the world ! I feel so bad for that child already a child has no say on who it’s born to now it will be stuck forever connected to those two fame wh**** !!! They don’t deserve children !!! They r no kind of role models for children !!! She still married he tweets on how hard he just fu**** her !!!! Nice parents !!!! Someone needs to call cps already that kids live is gonna be hell and it will grow up to be a drug addict just to deal with being with those two !!! I guess kris Jenner will get another check !!!

  6. Megan says:

    She’s a millionaire so the kid can have anything in the world except for a private easy life because her/his mom’s also a famewhore.

  7. LegalEase says:

    The Anti-Christ is brewing. May the Lord have mercy on our souls

  8. Kimbra says:

    Her nanny will be very busy.

  9. blasted1 says:

    This is going to be a ghoulishly great time! I can’t even imagine that woman pregnant! Of course, if that baby bothers her in any way (i.e. morning sickness, making her pudge out, etc.), we might be in for a, um, miscarriage mini-series.

  10. Taeko says:

    “Ugh” is my immediate reaction, but look what motherhood did for Snooki. Maybe once Kim holds her baby in her arms, she will realize she isn’t the center of the universe and that fame/looks/money aren’t what matters afterall.

    Haha. Just kidding.

  11. Elizabeth Pacheco says:

    I think Kris Jenner meant oh money, money, money.

  12. MJRyan says:

    For ALL of you who commented in a negative manner are not only jealous nobodies but have now been cursed to have negativity come upon you throughout the new year. You all will also get a kick out of Kim’s baby the day it’s born. Why? You’ll find out when the news reveals that the child is, in fact, Mexican because a couple months ago, I, Sir MJ, tapped the FUCK outta that ASS!!!!

  13. pornmidget inc. says:

    i got a bridge to sell ya’ll if ya’ll believe these skanko porno midgets are giving ‘birth’ to anythaaaaang !
    no other storyline for this slut ..
    she’ll be miscarrying in another month ..
    ya’ll are idiots …lol

    • MJRyan says:

      Don’t be hatin because she aint into the……..uh…..height impaired? Brah, just accept the fact that she fucks a lot of dudes, none of them being shorties and be happy cruising around on larks with your bff, Verne Troyer. Auight?

  14. jilly says:

    I hate the way motherhood is used to re-invent yourself. So suddenly she is no longer a whore who got paid to have sex on camera. She’s about to become a MOM!!! That erases everything!!!!! (Sarcasm fully intended).

    I already feel bad for this unborn child of 2 whorish fame-monsters. Ugh. What a nasty hand to be dealt by fate.

  15. Blu says:

    The conception was in Rome, Would that make her the whore of babylon?

  16. Julia says:

    I hate that slut but Babylon is not in Rome !!!!!!

  17. Julia says:

    Can you imagine Kim in Iraq !!!! She went to Haiti last year right after her split with kris to try and fix her reputation and never went any where near where the thousands of refuges were in stead she stayed in a 1,0000.00 a night hotel and went to a high end fashion show !!!! Shame on her maybe she could have put some of her money to good use !!!! It was right before x- mas and those poor children would have been happy with a toy from the dollar store :( instead she paraded her fat ass around with her own body guards and photographers !!! No surprise !!! She’s the biggest piece of shit !!!!!! Right next to Kanye !!!! Match made in hell !!!! They deserve each other and the miserable live they will have !!!!

  18. Gi Gi says:

    Can’t wait to see how they fake this pregnancy.
    * or *
    I really can’t wait til she blows up to the size of a whale.
    YEA !!!!

  19. Alice Yo says:

    Fake pregnancy

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