But I can’t show it to you here, because it’s directly on her buttocks. That’s right—Rihanna better hope her sweet ass never sags, because she went and got a pot leaf the size of the palm of her hand inked on her right asscheek. ‘Scuse me while I take a trip down memory lane and try to remember a time when it was cool to draw pot leaves all over the place (like the blacklight posters I had on my walls when I was seventeen), let alone got them branded on a body part.
The picture up top, though? I can show you here, because while it’s just as offensive (albeit in a different kind of way), there’s no asses to be seen. Offensive, still, however, because it’s Rihanna holding Chris Brown’s hand like they’re Adam and Eve or Ike and Tina or something, and bam, shit’s back on for real, just in time for the holidays. Isn’t that lovely?
Jump in for the ass, and by “ass,” I mean “Rihanna’s ass,” not “Chris’s face.”
Can I comment on Rihanna’s rear for a second? Because even though I think she’s probably one of the silliest bitches going, she’s got one phenomenal ass. Seriously, look at that thing. I don’t care if you’re male, or female; gay or straight—there’s no denying that Rihanna’s got one of the best backsides in Hollywood if not, you know, anywhere.