Got a Tip? Help us Beet Off!

7Quotables: Amanda Seyfried is Wrong, Everyone

photo of amanda seyfried and channing tatum interview pictures photo full size pic

Channing [Tatum] was amazing. He’s a superstar. Everybody wants to have sex with him.

Amanda Seyfried, whose opinions I generally find to be amicable, on Channing Tatum, who was, incidentally, this year’s ‘Sexiest Man Alive’. Hear that sound? No? That’s the sound of me YAKKING from 30,000 feet above y’alls heads. LOOK THE F-CK OUT.

Really and truly, though, there’s only one person I can think of who I positively know would have sex with Channing Tatum. She’s a Facebook friend and she’s always posting sadsack things about how she’s going to curl up and watch ‘Dear John’ for the sixteenth time this month, or how she’s going to “stay in” tonight because she’s OMG SO SAD and I DEFINE MYSELF THROUGH MY MAN, and how amazing and wonderful and positively darling Channing Tatum just has to be in real life, because of course he’s exactly the way he’s portrayed in all of his movies combined. And you know what? That girl is a pain in the ass. She is a pain in my ass and she would just love to have sex with Channing Tatum, so maybe I should lock her in a room with this simple-ass Amanda Seyfried, and let the two of them duke it out.

It’d at least more entertaining than the constant status updates. Or having to look at Channing Tatum’s squashed sack of sausage for a face.

December 11, 2012 at 12:30 pm by Sarah

7 Responses to “Quotables: Amanda Seyfried is Wrong, Everyone”

  1. Pique says:

    awww I love Channing!

  2. kathy says:

    i would have all the sex with him.

  3. cocopuffsaredelicious says:

    I find him attractive, I prob wouldn’t turn him down

  4. rose says:

    I dont understand the problem. I sleep with him too. I get he is not some people cup of tea but come on he aint ugly gurl

  5. Queasy says:

    I think you might be spared the updates after this, though, so, a win, overall!

  6. pikki nikki polka pants says:

    “squashed sack of sausage” – I just LOL’ed my ladyballs off! I’d find him do-able with a bag over his head…

  7. bondbabe says:

    Wow, how do you really f*ckin’ feel? So much hate. And if your “friend” is such a pain in the ass—unfriend her instead of bitching about her. I get she’s probably self-absorbed; but a differing opinion does not make her vermin.

Leave a Reply

Notify me of followup comments via e-mail. You can also subscribe without commenting.