“These babies are great. They are my prizewinners. For a while they were out and about, showing off on Broadway every night, then they came to L.A. and were like, ‘No one else looks like me here!’ They were nervous to make their appearance but feel they’ve earned their place. So they asked if they could come out, and I was like, ‘All right, you guys.’ They definitely rose to the occasion, so I’m going to continue to give them more opportunities.”
No, but this is so awkward. This is like when you’re out at a party and someone says something that people find mildly entertaining, so they just take that topic and run with it, and they keep talking about it until it’s just uncomfortable. They’re like “HA HA, RIGHT?!” and you’re just like “ha, yeah, I have to go do anything else besides keep talking to you.” And they go “wait, I have more hilarious jokes!” and you fake an aneurysm just so you don’t have to keep interacting with them. That’s a familiar situation, right?