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51Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

photo of leann rimes crying pictures
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Miley Cyrus + Angus T. Jones photo: Trishhhh
“And then I just told her! You remind me of Boy George! I just can’t do this…!”

First runner-up: Anonymous
“It’s ok. My daddy says I was the best kisser on Hannah Montana.”

Second runner-up: puddin
“I agree, it is difficult to be a Christian in Hollywood.”

Congrats to Trishhhh! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!).

December 4, 2012 at 9:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Caption This

51 Responses to “Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo”

  1. Junebug says:

    I just found out their not really my boys …waah.

  2. veronicadis says:

    No bikinis in rehab?! WTF?!

  3. Stacey says:

    You mean to tell me that just because Eddie cheated on his ex-wife that he COULD cheat on ME?!

  4. Irma says:

    They ran out of Twinkies man!! What am I going to binge now?

  5. Anonymous says:

    That’s right Brandi. I got your man and your boys. Next I’ll get your little dog too! Ha ha ha ha

  6. Anonymous says:

    How do I Liiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvvvve without mooooooood altering drugs. Nice forehead. Screw rehab, invest in some botox.

  7. Rob says:

    You mean I can squeeze a turd out instead of marrying one? I didn’t know that!

  8. Bob says:

    OMG !!! Was that YOU… or the dog!

  9. Anonymous says:

    Damn girl! check yourself. You got that cameltoe!

  10. AnonymousHippopotamous says:

    No! That can’t be….MY reflection?

  11. Mike says:

    What do you mean?! “Rimes” does rhyme with “rhymes”!

  12. Belle says:

    But Eddie, you said they were perfect.

  13. MJRyan says:

    MAN, who picks theses Caption winners? 1, they SUCK! 2, they dont even fit the photo! 3, They SUCK!!! C’mon, at least pick ones that are fricken funny, will you please?

  14. Bionic_Crouton says:

    How does Taylor Swift write those wonderful songs?

  15. crab says:

    I told Eddie Brandi has one and and he still won’t let me have one!!

  16. Patty says:

    I still can’t see with these eyes!!!

  17. Dino says:

    He told me it wouldn’t hurt this way!

  18. Tobias Merriweather says:

    And – when I was 7, my daddy said I could go get some pie but my mama said I couldn’t.

    Used to sing but now I’m a home wreakin, kini wearin, reality show wanna wanting, man I will mess you up, bucket o’ shlut.

    It was the worst accident I ever seen…

  19. hahaha says:

    But I neeeeeeeed those laxatives!

  20. Anonymous says:

    I cant move my face!

  21. tony ray says:

    maybe if i scrunch my face up enough some of the botox will leak out and look like tears….damn i wish i could still cry!!

  22. Randy Erickson says:

    It is so hard to be a good Christian woman in the country world. Just because I took someone’s husband, cheated on my husband, pretended his kids were really mine, went into “therapy”, filed a lawsuit against some teacher, look like an anorexic, and am taking part in a twitter war with his ex, who is much prettier than I am, people unfairly judge me.

  23. jester2.0 says:

    What … Santa’s not real ??

  24. Shakes says:

    “Eddie’s boys stole my laxatives, those little bastards How am I going to keep my man if I can binge, but not purge?”

  25. Anonymous says:

    “Oh nooooo, I pooped myself…. Damn laxatives! Please don’t tell Eddie”

  26. F says:

    “Oh nooooo, I pooped myself…. Damn laxatives! Please don’t tell Eddie”

  27. puddin says:

    Work, laxatives, work, damn you!

  28. Deb says:

    WHAT is that SMELL?????

  29. Roger the drummer says:

    so that stuff I just trod in is warm soap right?

  30. Roger the drummer says:

    That stuff oozing up between my toes? PLEASE tell me it don’t STINK!
    AAAARRRRGGGHHH MAN!!!!

  31. kimcheee says:

    “Leave Britney Alone!!!!!!” (a reference to Me at the Zoo and Chris Croker)

  32. Avolina says:

    Stop looking at Brandi, it’s about ME !

  33. jimbobber says:

    They want macaroni and cheese! What am I supposed to do? I don’t know how to make macaroni and cheese! Can somebody please help me? Please?

  34. Anonymous says:

    Eddie, I thought it was going to be bigger.

  35. Doobie13 says:

    Ewwww that was a little piece of poop not a laxitive…

  36. gene says:

    ahhh!!!!!!!!! shit my pants

  37. Supershay says:

    “what, Tiny Tim ISN’T coming home this christmas?!”

  38. Ben says:

    Leave Brittany Alone!!! (SOB!) She’s my friend……Just leave Brittany alone or I’ll come and homewreck you too……(Sniffle)

  39. Cajun says:

    “You mean, cheating on my husband, destroying another family and having no remorse makes me a bad person?”

  40. Indyava says:

    And then little ZuZu goes “teacher says, every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.” And Jimmy Stewart says “that a boy, Clarence,” and I just start ballin like a baby.

  41. builtforspeed says:

    They made me eat a celery stalk…a whole celery stalk !

  42. wanna eat says:

    An ARMY of BigMac’s in my dream are marching at me!! Screamin EAT ME ! EAT ME! EAT ME!

  43. Anonymous says:

    “I can’t believe I gained a pound!”

  44. Brandon says:

    “I can’t believe I gained a pound, I’m such a Fatty.” (Sniffle Sniffle)

  45. mari says:

    Me versus laxative liquid shit…I think I’m losing this round.

  46. Chaz says:

    Guest is mean:(

  47. Cajun says:

    “What! You mean there really is a hell?”

  48. ahhhhhhhh !!!

    do you know the view pigs have penises !!

    i got hooked in to doin’ that show ..

    and i was sweatin’ like a dog in a chinese restaurant !!!

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