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17Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

photo of angus t jones and miley cyrus on the couch of two and a half men pictures
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Kim Kardashian photo: Will
“No Kim, I said it looks like you padded your a$$ today, not paddled.”

First runner-up: Anonymous
“You can lead a whore to water, but you can’t make her drink.”

Second runner-up: Nevarre
“When God awoke and saw this, he said ‘Where’s the damn Tsunami button?’”

Congrats to Will! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!)

Image courtesy of Just Jared

November 27, 2012 at 10:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Caption This

17 Responses to “Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo”

  1. Anonymous says:

    Based on the haircuts, the picture was taken at the auditions for the reboot of slingblade.

  2. Anonymous says:

    It’s ok. My daddy says I was the best kisser on Hannah Montana.

  3. MJRyan says:

    How many times do I havta tell you, I’m not into chicks with dicks!!!

  4. K.C. says:

    I’ll show you my fox hole if you’ll show me yours’.

  5. Chaz says:

    With apologies to whomever wrote the original lyrics…..
    “I should’ve done me some thinkin’, ’cause my career is now clearly sinkin’, if I only had a braaiinnnn!”

  6. puddin says:

    Miley: Hey, don’t worry about it… I started like you, and I turned out just fine…

  7. puddin says:

    haha or,

    Miley: I agree, it is difficult to be a Christian in Hollywood.

  8. bendarsdundat says:

    Oh My Achy Breaky Heart !!!!!!!!!

  9. kimcheee says:

    “Now that my sex change is complete, I can tell you that I fantasized about you when we were fighting in the trenches in Afghanistan.

  10. kimcheee says:

    “Yes, I am anatomically complete as a woman now. What do you say we jump back in the foxhole?”

  11. Mike K says:

    “I didn’t know it was loaded”

  12. jester2.0 says:

    You think this show is “philthy” you haven’t seen philthy until you’ve spent a night wiith my mamma. Just ask Brett Michaels

  13. nevarre says:

    Just once I’d like to grab a real woman’s butt, like this, see? Do you know where we could find a real woman, Miley?

  14. trishhhh says:

    “And then I just told her! You remind me of Boy George! I just can’t do this…!”

  15. Sephan says:

    Myley: Don’t worry, Chuck Lorre will not mention ANY of this “filthy” thing on ANY of his stupid cue cards.

    Angus: Dude! You never know… he’s kind of crazy…

  16. Jean says:

    Miley: Hey it’s me, Miley, Miley Cyrus!

    Angus: Sorry, I was confused for a second…you kinda look like the Biebs…

  17. jester2.0 says:

    So we ate a whole tray of “brownies” and then we went at it like a couple of rabbits right Miley. Now we know it wasn’t a very christian thing to do but we couldn’t help it could we.

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