Hey! Guess who still doesn’t really care all that much for Sarah Silverman even if she is dressed all fancy and not smoking joints in public parking lots!
Me, guys. It’d be me. Sarah looks presentable enough, but you can’t put a party dress on shit and expect it not to stink, you know? This is what Sarah wore to the Australia premiere of ‘Wreck-It Ralph’, and I’m just not feeling it, no way, no how.
Love it or leave it?
May 14, 2013
Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. Remember guys, never lick a cactus, it's not as fun as it looks. Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us …»
May 15, 2013
Angelina Jolie is taking more preventative measures to avoid cancer, of which she is high at risk. Or, was, until she got a double mastectomy. I'm starting to feel weird reporting about all of this. Here's why. These are all very personal decisions and her …»
May 09, 2013
Benedict Cumberbatch is a rich doucher of the highest order, so you'd figure that he has lots of crazy stories of adventurous (expensive) shit he's done in the past, right? Well hang onto your hats, because this is a good one. Apparently, our man Sherlock …»
May 10, 2013
Dita Von Teese is glamorous as hell, and she's not going to give up her signature retro inspired style for anyone or anything, not even a visit to a podiatrist in a stip mall. Goddamn she is fancy. This seems like a huge waste of an …»
May 07, 2013
Anne Hathaway actually blew me away with her punk transformation for the Costume Institute Gala for the "PUNK: Chaos to Couture" exhibition at the Metropolitan Museum (or Met Gala for short). Doesn't she look great as a blonde? Every year celebs dress to the hilt …»
What? She looks beautiful.