Oh man, guys. Shit’s really hitting the fan, is it not? Here’s a screencap from Lindsay‘s assistant’s, Gavin Doyle’s, Twitter:
And hey, look who probably doesn’t have a job any longer? Yes, Gavin Doyle, Lindsay Lohan’s personal assistant. What I want to know, though, is why is Gavin choosing to address Lindsay and her myriad issues through Twitter? Wouldn’t it be better received—or, you know, received, period—if he’d just gone to the source and talked Lindsay through her problems? Yeah, sure, he’s probably already done that at least a dozen times, but really. Even though it didn’t work the first twelve times doesn’t mean it’s OK to go ahead and blow social media up with it. It’s like this moron decided, hey, yeah, the Lindsay train’s totally derailing before the end of 2012, so I may as well jump into the fray and make it known that I, too, had my name in the news for thirty seconds since everyone else’s is.
And you know what? That’s just sad, guys, seriously. I’m not trying to be a Lindsay sympathizer or anything, because everything that she’s done (especially the whole punching-a-chick-in-the-face thing) has been entirely her own fault, but come on. Her personal assistant? Saying this kind of shit on Twitter? It’s no wonder she chose this Gavin person to assist her—he’s got the same level of class that she does. I get it now.