So. Yeah. This is what she wore to her first ‘Liz & Dick’ premiere event, and I guess the word “classy” would probably sum it all up nicely, right? Well, no, not quite, because Lindsay looks like a … well, she looks similar to … alright, well she looks nothing like Liz Taylor, and that includes words like “classy,” “elegant,” and any variation on the word “lovely.” No, I’m thinking the adjectives “rode hard,” “strung out,” and “sad” probably hit the nail on the head just about right. I’m *almost* starting to feel something similar to shame for all of the ragging that I do on Lindsay, because it’s apparent that she’s so far gone that she doesn’t even realize it. What a damn mess all around.
Here’s a clip from last night’s ‘Leno’ on which Lindsay appeared as guest. It’s colossally bad. This poor bitch can’t even string more than four or five words in a row together anymore without making us all uncomfortable:
On a final note, you guys do realize that Lindsay is twenty-six years old and not thirty-six or forty-six, right? Because honestly, if she lives that long, can you imagine the state she’ll be in in a decade? Or worse, two?