Because seriously, you cannot look at this new photo here and tell me that she’s not on some kind of insanely potent, mind-altering substance. Bitch is off her rocker stoned here. And she wonders why she’s never found “real” love. … Oh, what’s that? You didn’t hear? Oh. Well, apparently Lindsay is sad because she’s never found real, true love. No, I’m not kidding.
From Contact Music:
The 26-year-old actress – who previously had a long-term relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson and has been linked to James Franco – would relish the opportunity to fall in love, but has not found it has happened for her yet.
She said: ”I love being in love, and I want to be in love like that, too. I haven’t had that true love that, yes, is so scary, but you go through all those wonderful experiences. I’m looking forward to that.”
Instead, Lindsay relies heavily on her mother Dina Lohan – with who she has had fallings out in the past, and once accused of being on cocaine – and enjoys the relationship they have.
She added to Hello! magazine: ”My mother’s the strongest person I know. There’s a certain bond that a mother and daughter create when there’s not a fatherly figure in your life and my mother and I have that.”
I especially like that bit about her mother and how she’s strong and how they have this certain bond—and I’m betting that the bond (and the age-old argument between mother and daughter) is all over cocaine. Yep. You heard it right. Cocaine.
That part about the relationship, though? I totally believe it. I mean, honestly, aside from the Samantha Ronson thing, have you ever really heard about Lindsay-girl being in a serious, committed relationship? Because she hasn’t. And it’s probably due to two reasons: one, she’s just way too f-cking selfish to ever care for another person on this earth, let alone a person that can’t benefit her professionally. Two? She cares way too much about partying and booze and drugs and purses and cigarettes to even be bothered that someone might actually take a genuine liking to her.
Get it, girl!