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Stars Without Makeup: Hey, Kate Upton!

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Honestly speaking, this is precisely how I like my Kate Upton. Yeah, she’s got tits for days and a body that just won’t quit, but my personal preference is not all made up and hoity-toity and uncomfortable-looking because you know that girlfriend’s stylist just made her wear that corset or that girdle to that red carpet thing. No, Kate Upton is just a natural beauty, and it’s really, really apparent when you can wear a schleppy cardigan, glasses, and pretty much nothing else of any real importance to the fashion world.

Kate Upton, you might be as dull as a box of extra cocktail mini-umbrellas (I just don’t know), but you’re still kind of the hotness to me.

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