A sweater cardigan with black leather pants? And lank hair? And teeth that almost match her skin color? Guys, the only thing that could make this whole thing worse is as if her shoes were totally, horrendously ill-matched and her nail polish was all chipped and unkempt and on just one nail. Oh, what’s that? Her shoes are totally, horrendously ill-matched and her nail polish is all chipped and unkempt and on just one nail? My bad:
This is Katie Holmes and her outfit on Jimmy Fallon‘s show, where she and Jimmy hung out with the crowd and played charades. Interesting. But not, you know, as interesting as Anne Hathaway ripping Katie again on SNL this past week. Did you see this?
Because it was cute. Just not nearly as cute as Katie trying to fake us all out with pretending she didn’t just come back from a six-day staycation that involved lots of Lifetime movies, bathrobes, and non-showers.