All I’ve got to say is “a sensuous woman torn between two loves.” Because of course I’m going to follow that with “What, cocaine and vodka? Or meth and NyQuil?” Because after watching this trailer for Lindsay Lohan’s latest movie, ‘The Canyons’, I’m convinced that it’s got to be one or more of those four things previously mentioned, if not all four of them at the same time.
Seriously, THIS is what Lindsay‘s career has been reduced to? Is this serious? Moreover, is she actually serious about this as in she thinks it’s some big piece of art? Yes, guys. Yes on all counts.