“I’m suing In Touch for printing a fake story. I’m not ‘troubled.’ I don’t get naked in public. I’m 26, a multi-millionaire, retired. Please respect my privacy.”
Well alright then. I guess there’s that, and Amanda Bynes doesn’t get nude for strangers. Thank God for small favors (?). And she’s not troubled, so maybe we should stop saying that. Amanda sounds like she means business and heaven knows I don’t want to go rocking the boat when it comes to public indecency, because I’m all for it.
But seriously, take Amanda’s statement with a grain of salt, because she also said this a few months ago: “Hey Barack Obama . . . I don’t drink,” she wrote in June. “Please fire the cop who arrested me. I also don’t hit and run.” So you can add that she “also” doesn’t get naked in public, also. ALSO*.
*Did you ever type, or say, a word so many times that it just ceases to make sense after a certain point? Does that make any sense? Do any of you know what I mean?