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Amanda Bynes Walks Around Naked in Public, Because That’s Her Thing Now

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From In Touch:

Amanda Bynes caused quite a scene during a recent visit to Beach Bum Tanning in NYC. An eyewitness tells In Touch that the troubled starlet shocked customers when she appeared in main tanning salon area — completely naked!

After purchasing a Mystic spray-tan session, the 26-year-old was set up in a private room — but it wasn’t long before Amanda strode back out into the main salon area in search of goggles.

Only problem: She wasn’t wearing any clothes! “She walked out of the room completely naked,” the eyewitness tells In Touch. “She didn’t seem to care that everyone saw her naked.”

“She seemed totally out of it,” the eyewitness says. “She took her time walking back to the Mystic room, dragging her fingers along the wall and smiling at customers who passed her.”

The eyewitness adds: “There was definitely something wrong with her.”

Ha, yeah. You know I did that once. I bought this tanning package, and when I went into the booth to do my tanning thing, I decided, ‘Hey, I’m going to finish getting undressed here and then instead of getting in and hitting the start button, I’m going to go out and see who’s all in the reception area’. So I did, and people said, ‘Whoa girl, you’re naked’. And then a rainbow-striped unicorn crashed through the glass storefront and gored me with his horn. And then I woke up and made myself some coffee, because I realized ‘Wow, how ridiculous. What kind of nut would walk around a tanning salon in the buff?’ And because I often wonder things aloud and answer my own questions, I say ‘Someone who’s seen entirely too many boy-geared eighties movies featuring chicks at summer camp walking around naked all the time’. Or, you know, someone who needs some serious medicating.

Jeez.

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