“As a new age feminist, I would say I quite like the transference of strength I feel by submitting to a man – being under him. I actually wrote a song about it on my album, it’s called ‘GUY’ and it stands for Go Under You. So wearing make-up, smelling delicious and having suckable, kissable, edible things between your limbs is something I find strengthening because I know that when I pick the right guy, I can let him have it. … [And to unwind,] I just take a warm bath, smoke a doob, lay back and relax, you know? When I’m in the bath, naked, in a sea of bubbles going , ‘Aahh’, that is most me – when I’m sighing out the whole day into a warm bath.”
I get it. I do. But girlfriend really lost me at “having suckable, kissable, edible things between your limbs,” because what is she talking about? I’m sure she meant “between your legs,” because your legs are limbs, but when I think “limbs” I think arms. And while I think Lady Gaga’s pretty hot and all, I’m not quite sure the visual of sucking or kissing anything from her armpits is really all that alluring. In fact, it’s downright disgusting, and I find myself having a hard time even considering an alternative.
So that’s that, then. Lady Gaga wants you to eat shit out of her armpits and consider it sexy, because limbs are hot, guys. LIMBS.