No, when I went and bought my last car, I wore sweatpants and a long-sleeved t-shirt. And I haggled the f-ck out of that car salesman. I negotiated it down about a grand (even though I’m full aware that it was probably some sort of hidden incentive anyway and they gave it to me like they would have given it to anyone that they pitied for poor fashion sense) and I walked away with a smug little smile on my face.
Much like I’d imagine Kim’s probably got in this photo, if we could only see her face:[Image removed upon request] That’s how I felt that day, too, guys. But my point is that I didn’t need to break out the gold lamé skirt to make it happen. Nope, that shit stayed way in the back of my closet, only to be pulled out for Christmas like every other year, because what’s more festive than gold lamé at Christmastime? I don’t know. Ask Kim Kardashian. If this is what she wears to go car shopping, I can’t imagine what kind of get-up she’s going to have for the ho-lidays.