Ha, so I forgot that Anne Hathaway got married. Bizarre, right? But that’s not the reason I gathered you all here today. No, it’s because girlfriend’s hair is growing out from that way-short business she had going on earlier this year for ‘Les Miserables’, and the thing about it is that it looks good. I cut my hair as short as Anne did awhile back, too, and you should *see* what this shit looks like now. It looks like ass. It looks like an ass’s NEST. It’s a cross between a mullet and a mushroom, and I don’t know which is the lesser of two evils, so I try my best to wear lots of hats ’til I think it looks better.