No, but really. You will not even believe how crazy Tila Tequila is these days. She’s so crazy that it’s not even funny (ok, probably it is a little funny).
You know those people who go on and on about the Illuminati all the time? Tila is now one of those people, and she’s been flooding her blog with all this new information about how she was Joan of Arc in a past life and how the moon is the Illluminati base and how when she overdosed earlier this year, she was actually dead for three days, and on the third day, she met Jesus.
She’s said way, way too many words about all of this for me to post it all, so you should probably just go read through all of her posts. In the meantime, let me show you some highlights:
I DECLARE A WAR BUT NO SOLDIERS, JUST ME, THE PEOPLE, AND ALL OF YOU SO CALLED ILLUMINATI, ELITIST COWARDS! I HAVE ALL YOUR SECRETS, I AM MUCH WISER THAN I WAS BACK THEN WHEN YOU F-CKED ME OVER SO BAD I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO JUST DIE FROM ALL THE PAIN YOU ORCHESTRATED AND INFLICTED UPON MY SOUL! MY TILA ARMY AND THE WORLD AT LARGE HAS YOU WAAAAAAAAY OUT NUMBERED!!
SHOULD I TELL THEM ABOUT THE SUPER HUMANS THAT EXIST AND ALL OF THOSE EXPERIMENTS YOU DO ON THEM TO USE THEIR POWERS FOR YOUR OWN BENEFIT? SHOULD I TELL THEM THAT IS WHY SO MANY “MISSING CHILDREN” POP UP EACH YEAR BECAUSE YOU SADISTIC F-CKS WERE THE ONES BEHIND IT??! AGAIN, THERE ARE STILL PLENTY OF US OUT HERE WITH SUPER POWERS AND I WILL GATHER THEM ALL TOGETHER AND YOU EVIL PRICKS ARE ALL GOING DOWN!!!
SO WHAT IF YOU ARE ALIEN HYBRID? THAT DOESN’T MEAN YOU OWN US!
SHALL I TELL THE PEOPLE ABOUT THE ENTIRE CITY INSIDE THE HOLLOW EARTH??? SHALL I TELL THE PEOPLE THAT YOU CAME HERE AND LEFT YOUR OWN PLANET TO INFILTRATE OURS AND NOW SOME OF YOU STILL CURRENTLY RESIDE ON THE MOON!
That was from her letter to the Illuminati, but now let’s just kick back and let her talk directly to us (unless you are an Illuminati):
ALL OF A SUDDEN I REALIZED NOT ONLY ARE THE CIA READING ALL OF MY EMAILS, THEY ARE ALSO POSING AS MY FRIENDS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT INFORMATION!!! BUT UNFORTUNATELY FOR THEM I AM TOO SMART TO TELL ANYONE ANY INFORMATION!!!!!
I have learned that I am actually Eina from GAIA and also the incarnate of the TRUE Melchizedek! (yes the word I couldn’t even pronounce before while I was reading to you guys the true biblical scriptures of the origins of “man kind”) and now I found I am am actually indeed the incarnate of Melchizedek! Whoa!
Aside from that, I was also indeed “JOAN OF ARC” in another one of my past lives!!!!! It makes so much sense now! I mean, Joan of Arc and myself share incredibly similar things!
Everything I talk about now, it is only and always in the 5th dimension frequency! For instance I cannot relate to anything here on Earth anymore. Everything I speak of is always in a very spiritual manner and My “HUMAN 3rd dimension body” is CONSTANTLY disappearing and reappearing all the time now!
I WILL be disappearing soon in the new Kingdom of God in the 5th Dimension back to my true light soul once again, and I shall be disappearing VERY SOON! The only reason why I am still here, when indeed I have already given my certificate to Enter the new Kingdom of God, but I choose to stay here just for a little longer because it would hurt me deeply (just because I have been granted access to the 5th Dimension and given my “GALACTIC CARD” to travel to all 12 dimensions) doesn’t mean I can just leave you guys here and forget about you! I told you this once before and I shall say it again, “I HAVE NEVER LEFT YOU NOR WILL I EVER LEAVE YOU!”
Yeah. So happy birthday, Tila! Hopefully someone close to you will get you a thorough psychiatric evaluation as a gift.