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26Happy Birthday, Tila Tequila, You’re Crazy!

A photo of Tila Tequila

No, but really. You will not even believe how crazy Tila Tequila is these days. She’s so crazy that it’s not even funny (ok, probably it is a little funny).

You know those people who go on and on about the Illuminati all the time? Tila is now one of those people, and she’s been flooding her blog with all this new information about how she was Joan of Arc in a past life and how the moon is the Illluminati base and how when she overdosed earlier this year, she was actually dead for three days, and on the third day, she met Jesus.

She’s said way, way too many words about all of this for me to post it all, so you should probably just go read through all of her posts. In the meantime, let me show you some highlights:

I DECLARE A WAR BUT NO SOLDIERS, JUST ME, THE PEOPLE, AND ALL OF YOU SO CALLED ILLUMINATI, ELITIST COWARDS! I HAVE ALL YOUR SECRETS, I AM MUCH WISER THAN I WAS BACK THEN WHEN YOU F-CKED ME OVER SO BAD I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO JUST DIE FROM ALL THE PAIN YOU ORCHESTRATED AND INFLICTED UPON MY SOUL! MY TILA ARMY AND THE WORLD AT LARGE HAS YOU WAAAAAAAAY OUT NUMBERED!!

SHOULD I TELL THEM ABOUT THE SUPER HUMANS THAT EXIST AND ALL OF THOSE EXPERIMENTS YOU DO ON THEM TO USE THEIR POWERS FOR YOUR OWN BENEFIT?  SHOULD I TELL THEM THAT IS WHY SO MANY “MISSING CHILDREN” POP UP EACH YEAR BECAUSE YOU SADISTIC F-CKS WERE THE ONES BEHIND IT??! AGAIN, THERE ARE STILL PLENTY OF US OUT HERE WITH SUPER POWERS AND I WILL GATHER THEM ALL TOGETHER AND YOU EVIL PRICKS ARE ALL GOING DOWN!!!

SO WHAT IF YOU ARE ALIEN HYBRID? THAT DOESN’T MEAN YOU OWN US!

SHALL I TELL THE PEOPLE ABOUT THE ENTIRE CITY INSIDE THE HOLLOW EARTH??? SHALL I TELL THE PEOPLE THAT YOU CAME HERE AND LEFT YOUR OWN PLANET TO INFILTRATE OURS AND NOW SOME OF YOU STILL CURRENTLY RESIDE ON THE MOON!

That was from her letter to the Illuminati, but now let’s just kick back and let her talk directly to us (unless you are an Illuminati):

ALL OF A SUDDEN I REALIZED NOT ONLY ARE THE CIA READING ALL OF MY EMAILS, THEY ARE ALSO POSING AS MY FRIENDS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT INFORMATION!!! BUT UNFORTUNATELY FOR THEM I AM TOO SMART TO TELL ANYONE ANY INFORMATION!!!!!

I have learned that I am actually Eina from GAIA and also the incarnate of the TRUE Melchizedek! (yes the word I couldn’t even pronounce before while I was reading to you guys the true biblical scriptures of the origins of “man kind”) and now I found I am am actually indeed the incarnate of Melchizedek!  Whoa!

Aside from that, I was also indeed “JOAN OF ARC” in another one of my past lives!!!!!  It makes so much sense now!  I mean, Joan of Arc and myself share incredibly similar things!

Everything I talk about now, it is only and always in the 5th dimension frequency!  For instance I cannot relate to anything here on Earth anymore.  Everything I speak of is always in a very spiritual manner and My “HUMAN 3rd dimension body” is CONSTANTLY disappearing and reappearing all the time now!

I WILL be disappearing soon in the new Kingdom of God in the 5th Dimension back to my true light soul once again, and I shall be disappearing VERY SOON!  The only reason why I am still here, when indeed I have already given my certificate to Enter the new Kingdom of God, but I choose to stay here just for a little longer because it would hurt me deeply (just because I have been granted access to the 5th Dimension and given my “GALACTIC CARD” to travel to all 12 dimensions) doesn’t mean I can just leave you guys here and forget about you!  I told you this once before and I shall say it again, “I HAVE NEVER LEFT YOU NOR WILL I EVER LEAVE YOU!”

Yeah. So happy birthday, Tila! Hopefully someone close to you will get you a thorough psychiatric evaluation as a gift.

October 24, 2012 at 10:30 am by Emily
Filed Under: Tila Tequila

26 Responses to “Happy Birthday, Tila Tequila, You’re Crazy!”

  1. Angry Pirate says:

    Exactly how desperate do you have to be to fake a mental illness for attention?

    I mean … Joan of Arc. Really. :/

    How bad is it when a batshitcrazy person has no imagination?

    Wasn’t she taking classes to become Jewish?

  2. catheryn says:

    The illuminati are a branch of the Freemasons. Do you know anything about the Freemasons? The Knights Templar, perhaps? People who talk about them are not crazy, although I can’t speak for Tila Tequila. You seem just as stupid as she does, though.

    • Angry Pirate says:

      I know a lot about Freemasonry, what there is to know about the Bavarian Illuminati, and the Order of the Temple.

      The Illuminati were nothing but a historical footnote (at best). They had no aims in common although loosely based on freemasonry and drew some masons as members.

      I’d say they did have a damned fine propaganda department though as we’re still talking about them.

      Nor were they Templars; them having been crushed at some point before by a Pope and his French dogs.

      Chronologically, the last Templars were pardoned in 1312.

      The first mention of “freemasons” (the crafters, not men who sit in neon chairs) was in 1390 and an actual Freemason lodge sometime in the 17th century.

      There could be no Templar-Freemasons as they’d all have been dead.

      The Illuminati were a bunch of academics tottering around (although brilliantly as Goethe was supposedly a member) for a very short period of time before being outlawed.

      They never DID anything. They never CONTROLLED anything.

      Freemasons -> Philosophical organization designed to take a good man and make him better.

      Illuminati -> Group of academics that envisioned rule by smart people before being outlawed and tottering off.

      Order of the Temple -> Military order that was used as various cat’s paws against the Muslim world. Became inconvenient and wealthy. Had their stuff taken.

      Although, that being said, I hear Emily is the Ipsissimus of the Sacred Order of Commando Gerbils (SOCoG). I would fear her furry assassins of ur vegetables if I were you.

      • catheryn says:

        You clearly know nothing about the illuminati’s ties to the Royal Family. Get back to me when you’ve done some research.

    • GrandMasterFlash says:

      Who said anything about freemasons before you brought it up as a reason to call people stupid? catherine sounds just as crazy as Tila. Maybe those two can bunk together in the loony bin.

  3. talula jay says:

    I gotta agree with livwho…..either that or angel dust

  4. Lamb says:

    She’s such an attention whore but when you mix that with psychosis/schizo/dementia, it’s even worse…sadly her techniques work and she still has over a million fans on FB & people still find her cool and interesting enough to be her fans… She’ll never disappear from the media as long as she’s alive…shes a nobody that does nothing with no talent or skills and I don’t know how she makes money to survive

  5. blasted1 says:

    Scientology claims another victim!!!!!!!!

  6. CranAppleSnapple says:

    Sounds like someone gave her her first comic book to read.

  7. XYZ says:

    shes just another mind controlled slave….

  8. Anonymous says:

    Monarch Mind Control victim

  9. cara says:

    well, she is on to something about all the missing kids.

  10. Anonymous says:

    I thought she was crazy back in 2010 when she claimed her alter ego Jane tried to kill her and she would to stay up all night ranting. Now, two years later and she’s still stays up all night but this time ranting about the illuminati shit. she also claims the White House is spying on her, the government tried to run her over with a black SUV and the CIA is hacking her email and paying people to harrass her, she said died 7 times and the last time she died she saw Jesus, for her birthday yesterday, God gave her a certificate to enter all 12dimensions. she seriously needs psychiatric help. It’s really sad.

  11. MJRyan says:

    You know, I feel kind of bad now cuz I look back at the time when Tia use to come around. I always thought she was hella cool to kick it with but she always so clingy. So,I did what I felt I had to do, I brought it upon myself to Tap that Ass. I’ll tell ya, it does feel good giving something back to my community.

  12. Moneybutton says:

    I blame “TDS” (Toxic Dildo Syndrome)

  13. silkprint says:

    I cant post on her blog anymore because I said too many times for people not to send her money LOL True story

    • jaylew says:

      Consider that a blessing. She is a complete solid hot mess. Look at that tattoo….it just reeks of Hepatitis C….among other things.

  14. Pat says:

    Seems like some sort of delusional mental illness, maybe schizophrenia or something like that. I feel sad for her, I honestly do hope that she gets some help soon.

  15. AQ says:

    She has not gone crazy! She’s correct on all of this!!

  16. Anonymous says:

    lol the illuminati….

  17. Matthew priest says:

    The illuminati started in the Italian renesance and it was a political group that like free radical thinking but there was a murgh between the two groups but a lot of people don’t know is that they where both created around the same time I’ve been reading about them not on line but in actual books and it says that they were relatively close in the creation date around the first decade of 1300 also the same era that the templars were disbanded

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