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Don’t Freak Out, But Kate Gosselin Is Aging Backwards

A photo of Kate Gosselin

Weird, right? I didn’t even know that was a real thing, aging backwards, but according to Kate Gosselin herself, who is as honest and respectable as they come, that’s what’s happening.

Here’s how Kate explained her condition:

“I am probably one of the rare few who de-age.”

I know, it’s really vague, and she didn’t say anything else about it, but this is big news, right? Do you think she’s going to pull a Benjamin Button on us? Do you think she’s going to make a statement about this new announcement anytime soon?

Oh, I should probably mention that this little quote was the response she gave when asked if she’d gotten a facelift.

To further document Kate’s condition, I think it would be helpful to have a few visual aids, don’t you? So here’s a photo of Kate from a few months ago:

A photo of Kate Gosselin

And here’s a photo from a few years ago:

A photo of Kate Gosselin

And here’s a photo from eight years ago, when she was pregnant:

A photo of Kate Gosselin

Not taking into account the very understandable differences in weight, it seems like she looked her oldest in the middle photo. In the most recent photo, she looks about as young as she looked eight years ago, but it’s seems a little … off. I’m trying to find the right wording here, let’s see … she looks young now, but perhaps a little stretched, maybe? Like perhaps someone somehow sliced into her face and pulled all her skin back to get rid of those few wrinkles? What a strange and mysterious condition, this de-aging!

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    • Lol. I just heard this one on Family Guy: “So, is there any tread left on the tires, or would it be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway at this point?”

    • Welp, probably not, as all 16 lb 6oz (or 2 gallons worth approximately) of baby was removed by Caesarean.

      Unless that mentally challenged bridge-troll she fathered them with was built like a light pole, I’d say she’s probably normal except for a startling lack of taste or judgement.

      Except for “that’s PREMO snow!” shot (first), I’d say she does look reasonably attractive.

  • I just don’t see the big deal about admitting to plastic surgery. I have zero problems with people wanting to improve their looks. Hell, we all wear makeup, get our hair done, nails done, etc…Like anything, it taken to extremes it can be unhealthy, but really, what’s the big deal with sprucing yourself up once in a while?

    So long as her kids are taken care of and she can afford it, I say go for it.