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15Caption This (Even Though It’s Not Tuesday)

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So guys, I saw this photo and I *knew* that it just had to be a Caption This, today. We don’t normally do ‘Caption This’ on Thursdays, and we normally only draw one winner a week, but this photo—and today—we’re making an exception.

See, this photo of Kim Kardashian walking in an airport is just so ridiculous that it’s just got to be addressed. Right now.

So go ahead—caption this. One winner will be chosen and notified by 11:59 PM EST tonight, so get on it!

October 18, 2012 at 11:30 am by Sarah

15 Responses to “Caption This (Even Though It’s Not Tuesday)”

  1. Chuck says:

    Kim practices her Kanye greeting standing up for a change.

  2. P1LL says:

    blow jobs after botox are a bad idea ;0

  3. malibou says:

    OMG I really can’t believe how hot I am. Really hot. I can’t decide if it’s my fur coat – oh fuck I hope PETA isn’t around. I’m tired of them and mom won’t tell me why she insists I carry my coat all the time. Publicity. Whatever. Anyway, I can’t decide if it’s my fur coat begging to snuggle up naked or the fact that I am wearing Kayne’s favorite pants. LOL his only pants. Why doesn’t he get that I don’t have to wear the same thing twice, so why should I? I can totally feel how fantastic my hair is, I’ve got a wiggle in my walk, hehe. Oh I must be hot, there’s a fireman following me. Here, let me flip my hair so he sees me.

    Stream of consciousness brought to you by KK xoxo

  4. mikied says:

    daydreaming about reggie, errrr kanye. ok, any big black one. whatever!

  5. LaLa says:

    Kim hears about new sex tape auditions… Who could say no to THAT face? Plus ten Famewhore points for you Kimmy, plust ten for you.

  6. Jessika says:

    This is missing the Brazzers logo.

  7. N says:

    A walking, talking blow-up doll – When sex tapes just aren’t enough.

  8. Anonymous says:

    With all of the Botox shot into her face, it’s difficult to see how upset she is about Hulk Hogan stealing her sex tape thunder.

  9. Chaz says:

    Shit I forgot… Kanye says spitting isn’t ladylike!

  10. Angel99 says:

    For caption contest: “There’s something about getting my picture taken that’s so oh orgasmic …….”

    Serious question: why does she always wear those black pants………no one ever mentions it UGH WHYYYYYY!!!!????????

  11. Dee Cee says:

    She hurts all over from dressing this way and is in zombie painless pill mode..

  12. Anonymous says:

    Kim’s a true professional and is doing her mouth exercises while at the airport to stay on top of her game. She knows those dicks aren’t going to suck themselves.

  13. Cybs says:

    Ready for the insertion.

  14. puddin says:

    Kim departs on her daily flight to the State of Delusion, located conveniently in Yeezy World.

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