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21Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

photo of khloe and kim kardashian pictures photos
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Lady Gaga-Donatella Versace photo: Star
“The Muppets take Manhattan!”

First runner-up: nevarre
“And so we shall cast him into the fiery pit, absorb his life essence and become immortal succubae.”

Second runner-up: Chaz
“Queen Donatella, my minions are getting restless, is my relevance, perchance, growing smaller? Nay dear Lady….take this canine, anoint it with the foul, syphilitic secretions of your vaginal wall…decapitate it and drink ye of its blood. Skin it and use the uncured pelt as a purse while tossing the remnants to the peasants. Say you’ve done this as a protest, to bring light to the the plight of the bullied masses. The miscreant, disenfranchised youth will once again flock to you, and name you the Living Embodiment of performance art.”

Congrats to Star! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!)

Image courtesy of The Superficial

October 16, 2012 at 6:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Caption This

21 Responses to “Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo”

  1. mikied says:

    you bitch!!! how did you get better implants than me???

  2. Chuck says:

    God, you really are a beast!

  3. Rob says:

    Kardash Links Beef Jerky presents Messin’ with Sasquatch.

  4. gus says:

    Hey fella Kanye’s outta town wanna give it up for Kimmy.

  5. nevrre says:

    Is that a Philly Steak sub stuck to your butt, or are you just glad to see me?

  6. crab says:

    Kourtney: But…but ……you lied to me!!….you said it was real!!!

  7. Stacy says:

    Why? Mom said she got a butt load of money for selling my picture and I want my share.

  8. Sean says:

    Nope… Sorry. It even feels really really big.

  9. Chaz says:

    “Awwwww……. Tarzan love Kimmy too…..”

  10. chris jackson says:

    my caption fo this pic is…. ALL IN THE FAMILY

  11. bendarsdundat says:

    I’m telling you Khloe, if you weren’t my sister——————

  12. jesse says:

    GIRRRRLL i will turn the other cheek for you

  13. puddin says:

    “Wow, being with you makes me remember why I was attracted to Kris. Your freakish proportions and manly buns harken directly to what I so find lacking in Kanye.”

  14. gus says:

    Ya know you’re more of a man than Kris or Kanye will ever be. Right back at ya sis. Now do ya wanna order a couple of foot longs and head back to your place and have some real fun?

  15. I know I told you to grab my ass when we’re out in public so we can get some free publicity, but I gotta say it’s kinda turning me on.

  16. Joe Holiday says:

    ” Everything is bigger in Texas, even the lesbians “

  17. Lee says:

    See what happens when you sit on my new nail tips? Now please try to walk slowly.

  18. puddin says:

    The meeting of minds:
    Khloe: So what do you want to eat tonight?
    Kim: ….tacos? (honk!)
    Khloe: Definitely tacos.

  19. opentuned says:


  20. MJRyan says:

    MJRyan done tapped THIS!!!

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