It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Lady Gaga-Donatella Versace photo: Star
“The Muppets take Manhattan!”
First runner-up: nevarre
“And so we shall cast him into the fiery pit, absorb his life essence and become immortal succubae.”
Second runner-up: Chaz
“Queen Donatella, my minions are getting restless, is my relevance, perchance, growing smaller? Nay dear Lady….take this canine, anoint it with the foul, syphilitic secretions of your vaginal wall…decapitate it and drink ye of its blood. Skin it and use the uncured pelt as a purse while tossing the remnants to the peasants. Say you’ve done this as a protest, to bring light to the the plight of the bullied masses. The miscreant, disenfranchised youth will once again flock to you, and name you the Living Embodiment of performance art.”
Congrats to Star! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!)
Image courtesy of The Superficial