Yay! It’s Ke$ha!
But hey, technically she’s already written the memoir, isn’t that exciting? It’s going to be released on November 20th, it’s going to be filled with photos of Ke$ha, which should be good, and it’s called My Crazy Beautiful Life.
Here’s what Ke$ha herself had to say about it:
“In less than three years I’ve gone from being the worst waitress in LA to living out my childhood dreams of singing my songs to people all over the world. Sometimes, it feels as if the last few years have encompassed a few decades. You might have heard my voice on the radio, seen me onstage and on the red carpet, or in a music video, but that’s only a part of the story. In these pages, I’m revealing a more complete picture of what my life is really like. It’s not all glamorous and it’s not all pretty, but it’s all real.”
Are we going to learn if this girl really brushes her teeth with Jack Daniels? Are we going to see pictures that are more personal than ones we’ve already seen? Is it going to be splattered with glitter? Is anyone actually going to buy this?!
So many questions, friends. Just so many questions.