

From the Daily Mail:
Heartthrob Robert Pattinson will make his first television appearance alongside Kristen Stewart since news broke of her affair with Rupert Sanders. The two thespians will join co-star Taylor Lautner for an exclusive sit-down interview hosted by MTV News.
OH MAN GUYS. You know what this means, right? It means that ... oh gosh, I can't even say it. It means that Kristen Stewart ... and Robert Pattinson ... will be on TELEVISION TOGETHER. Because that's so, so much dif...
I ask the question, friends, because sometimes I'm honestly on the fence about this girl. Sometimes I'm just not sure whether she's hot, cute, average, alright, or flat-out funk. So I'm going to leave these photos here and allow you to decide, because generally, I trust the opinion of Evil Beet consensus.
This photo, for example:
We've all seen this girl's tits, so we know that the bra is false advertising. Not that there's anything particularly wrong with that, but it's creating an imag...
Hm. Halloween, huh? And Jessica Simpson? I mean, nothing's going to top last year's mummy costume, but this? Well. I'd have to go ahead and say that yes, this is a pretty good start.
What do you guys think of Jess (and OK, fine, her family, too) and this year's Halloween getup?...
And I guess I'm not surprised, considering the famously volatile nature of their relationship, you know?
Kate talked to Vanity Fair, where, among other things besides Johnny Depp, she discussed John Galliano, Tourette's, heroin-chic, and what she's doing these days. And guys, I'm telling you---if this chick ever decided to write a memoir, you can bet your sweet asses that it'd be one of the most interesting reads of all f-cking time. Here's Kate, to VF on "staying in [model] character":
“I don’t want to be myself, ever. I...
I'm sorry, all I hear is "molester." [The Superficial]
More Brad Pitt Chanel spoofs. [Lainey Gossip]
Is Miranda Kerr the sexiest woman alive? [Starpulse]
Walt Disney's 1929 Skeleton Dance. [OMGBlog]
Hallo-WIENERS. [TMZ]
Joe Simpson's boyfriend talks. [IDLYITW]
Where all the 90's heartthrobs are now. [theBERRY]
Bond Girl titties. That's all. [Celebslam]
Sofia Vergara's curves won't quit. [Socialite Life]
Mustache fetishists, get ready. [The Frisky]
But who's going to be IN 'Star Wars'? [Lainey Gossip]
Ce...
“As a new age feminist, I would say I quite like the transference of strength I feel by submitting to a man – being under him. I actually wrote a song about it on my album, it’s called ‘GUY’ and it stands for Go Under You. So wearing make-up, smelling delicious and having suckable, kissable, edible things between your limbs is something I find strengthening because I know that when I pick the right guy, I can let him have it. ... [And to unwind,] I just take a warm bath, smoke a doob,...
And it's being shopped around for thirty-f-cking-million dollars? Alright. That's cool, you know. There's not starving children in Africa, or in the United States, for that matter, that could benefit from that kind of money, but there it goes, right up Kim's ass in one way or another. From the UK's Daily Star:
KIM Kardashian is horrified a second sex tape starring her is being offered for sale.
The X-rated flick being offered for £19million is said to feature the reality queen and her ex Ray J – star of her inf...
"I need that unexplainable spark . . .I just need to see someone and feel Oh, no, uh-oh. It's only happened a few times in my life, but I feel like if I was gonna be with someone forever, it would be because I saw them and I thought, Oh, no."
- Taylor Swift explains how she'll know when she finds her soulmate.
No, no, Taylor you're doing it all wrong. This is how you always get in a great big mess, isn't it? Because you think your gut telling you "oh no, uh-oh" means true love. No offense,...
This is awful. This is just terrible. Can you tell what Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison dressed up as for a Halloween party? Can you?
Courtney is a "sexy unicorn." Doug is "King of the Unicorns." And I am swimming in a sea of disgust and shattered dreams, because this is nothing but pure awfulness.
I just can't even take this. A sexy unicorn, really? That would be like a "sexy Jesus" costume or a "sexy Mother Teresa" costume or a "sexy Robert Pattinson" costume. Some things in this world ...
Gene Hackman slapped a homeless guy across the face. [The Superficial]
Katy Perry and Russell Brand went to a basketball game and sat together. [Lainey Gossip]
Oh, and these people did, too. Friendsies! [Splash]
Ashley Greene bares it all. [Starpulse]
More on all the new 'Star Wars' movies. [The Superficial]
Anna Wintour's passport photo. [Lainey Gossip]
Ben Affleck says his wife is holding his career back. [Cele|bitchy]
Popular on-screen siblings. [theBERRY]
Adnan Ghalib talk...
This is a disgrace, you guys, and for the record, I'm really disappointed in all of us. Yeah, a lot of things have happened this week already. And yeah, we've been focusing on other weddings for the past little bit. But in all the hubbub, we've neglected to congratulate Levi Johnston, baby daddy of Bristol Palin and member of the elite Douchebags of Alaska club, on his very own wedding.
Here's a photo from the event, which took place on Sunday:
That's Levi, his new wife, bless h...