Oh my gosh, guys, I just can’t even.
Here’s Lindsay‘s part of the transcript in this e mini-sneak peek, if, for some reason, you can’t watch it:
[Lindsay's Voiceover] “It’s been a long time.”
[Lindsay] “The film arcs over their entire lives, and how they had to go through life living in the public eye, and how that can tear people apart. … I’m a huge Elizabeth Taylor fan, and I relate to her on a lot of levels, living in the public eye, dealing with the stress of what other people say, whether it’s true or not … I personally understand Liz because you’re living your life for everyone to see, when people are growing with you. You get to a point where you become numb to it, and you just live your life the way you feel you need to live it. … I love diamonds, and she appreciated them, and it made her happy. … No matter what happened, they [Liz & Dick] always came back to each other. Richard was her one true love.”
Here’s a still of Lindsay’s best face in the whole clip, because wow. Girlfriend needs to lay off the fillers or the booze, because that is one fat fat fatty-fatterson mug and it is just not natural.