So, a headline I recently read about Demi Lovato at the iHeartRadio Festival screamed “Demi Lovato Dazzles at iHeartRadio Festival!” but I’m here to clear that up. Because no, no she did not. She actually looks pretty awful, and there’s nothing dazzling about it, unless you want to say, “I’m dazzled to diarrhea over this picture of Demi.” No, the only thing that could make this whole ensemble—too-heavy bangs, poor choice of blonde, chalky pancake makeup and all—worse would be Fez. On her arm. Leering at other girls when Demi‘s not looking. Then it’d be the perfect storm of “Ugh,” “What the f-ck,” and “Girl, go home and sleep it off.”
You guys saw Miley earlier today, and the response was pretty positive. Demi, however? What’s it going to be?
Moreover, who’d you rather? Here’s Miley, again, in case you need a refresher: