Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Is Tom Cruise on a Date?

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I would assume the answer is “No, absolutely not, Tom Cruise is not on a date and you wanna know why? Because Tom Cruise’s people would never let Tom Cruise date a woman who might happen to be close to his own age and who might have a wrinkle or two here or there, and also, Tom Cruise‘s people wouldn’t allow Tom Cruise to date someone who wore leopard or cheetah print and had really bad fashion sense in general.” No way. This lady’s got to be a Scientology auditor or something, for sure.

Yes, that’s a long answer, but it’s the most thorough one I can come up with, and when it comes to Tom Cruise, being thorough is key.

But regardless, yes, Tom Cruise was photographed while hanging out with this woman in the wee hours of the morning at London restaurant, Mayfair, at 2:30 AM. According to the Daily Mail, Tom and his friend were seen trying to find another club to hit up after Mayfair closed:

After leaving the restaurant, the couple were spotted trying to find a nightclub to continue their night. However, things didn’t go well for the pair, as their first stop of Boujis club was closed for refurbishment, before they were denied entry to celebrity favourite Annabel’s because it was nearing closing time.

The unnamed companion was even driving Tom around like she was some sort of star-struck chauffeur, occasionally turning her head to look back at her passenger while smiling a shit-eating grin and trying to play coy for the cameras.

Anyway, friends, lovers, babysitter … who knows—I’m just amazed that Scientology allowed Tom to hang out with this woman’s outfit in public. That’s probably the most shocking thing about all of this.