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Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. Remember guys, never lick a cactus, it's not as fun as it looks. Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us …»

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It Actually Happened: NBC Cancelled Whitney

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