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17Lana Del Rey Wipes Herself for GQ

photo of lana del rey pictures gq magazine pic
Before I even show you the picture in question, can someone tell me how flat-out awful the term “wiping” is when it comes to bathroom practices? Because that’s just gross. My four-year-old is in the process of finishing her learning-to-wipe experience and occasionally, I’ll get a “Mommy! Can you check to see how well I wiped?” and even though I’ve been doing it for years, and prior to that, changed her diapers with my own two hands, I still get grossed out by the term “wipe.” Because ew.

And anyway, this is Lana Del Rey, and apparently, GQ thought it’d be all hot and stuff to show Lana Del Rey wiping her gitch with a gauzy curtain. Without further ado, this is Lana Del Rey. Wiping her gitch. With a gauzy curtain:

photo of lana del rey wiping herself on gq pictures
Gross, right? It doesn’t even look like she’s engaging in faux masturbation or anything, it just looks like she’s got to pee. Or peed. Or has a mad case of vaginal bacteriosis (if that’s a thing).

Hot!

September 9, 2012 at 10:00 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Lana Del Rey

17 Responses to “Lana Del Rey Wipes Herself for GQ

  1. CranAppleSnapple says:

    Hey Sarah, how do you make a woman scream after sex?

    Wipe your dick on the curtains.

    :D

  2. CranAppleSnapple says:

    HAAAHAHA!

  3. Ron says:

    what a crock…lana is awesome. she can wipe herself on whatever article of mine she pleases. don’t hate, hater!

  4. Anon says:

    Don’t know if this is of any interest to anyone, but Lana Del Ray’s boyfriend (the guy from the band Kassidy) made out with one of my friends at a bar the other night. Just thought I would write in :)

  5. Bunny says:

    I love Lana, I think she is very talented! I was a hater on her at first but then I listened to her album and now I am obsessed. She is a bit crazy though! The picture is bizarre I must say, but meh I’ve seen worse from GQ.

  6. mireee says:

    GQ fucking suck balls. They had like 6 different covers with all the winners of their awards and they are all wearing suits but Lana del Rey, who is naked. And she is also the only woman to have won any award. So tired of it. So, so tired.

  7. Jonathan says:

    That misogynistic joke fueled my desire for another. Here’s one I made up.

    “Why do woman earn only 1/2 as much as a man?”

    “Because, they are grossly overpaid.”

  8. Muga Bug says:

    Hot Lady : HAWT

  9. Bruno says:

    hey sarah , maybe she is not wiping her whole.. maybe she is masturbating … that is not ugly .. she is just tryin to express her sexuality

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