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Kris Humphries Is Getting Sued for Having Herpes

A photo of Kris Humphries

Or, more specifically, Kris Humphries is getting sued for having herpes and then having sex with someone else and thus transferring some of his herpes to a new home. You can’t get sued for just having herpes. I think.

From TMZ:

Kayla Goldberg claims she met Kris in August, 2010 at the Newsroom Cafe on Robertson Blvd in L.A. — long before Kris met Kim Kardashian. The two flirted, exchanged numbers, and Kayla claims that night they met up at Trousdale nightclub on the Sunset Strip.

According to the suit, Kris came on to Kayla, touching, kissing and dancing with her. Kayla claims he took her to his hotel and they had sex multiple times … including oral sex. The suit claims during a portion of the sexual encounter Kris did not wear a condom.

The lawsuit claims Kris did not inform Kayla he had herpes — and she claims in the suit that he did indeed have the disease.

Kayla says a week later she was diagnosed with herpes. Her symptoms included a sore throat, fever, body aches and immobilizing pain, as well as extreme vaginal irritation and painful lesions on her genitalia.

She’s suing for sexual battery claiming Kris knew he had herpes when they hooked up and didn’t tell her.

Kayla — who put her full name in the lawsuit — is suing for unspecified damages.

Well, ok, bullshit. I mean, it’s obviously wrong to have unprotected sex with someone without telling them you have an STD. That’s a pretty shitty move. But if you’re going to have sex with someone, especially someone that you’re not in a committed relationship with, you should probably wear a condom, you know? Because right or wrong, you can’t trust some dude who’s trying to hook up with you to tell you upfront if he has any friends down below. You’ve got to look out for yourself.

And I’m saying this as someone who doesn’t have herpes (swearsies!), but I didn’t think herpes was that big of a deal. I’m sure it’s not super fun, but there are definitely worse STDs to get. And that’s why you wear a raincoat, kids. I know, I know, if you wear a raincoat, you can’t feel the rain, but you have to remember that sometimes the rain has gonorrhea.

Oh, but Kris Humphries wants you to know that he doesn’t even have herpes. So carry on, friends.

23 CommentsLeave a comment

  • I mean, HIV is worse than herpes for sure, but herpes is pretty bad, considering there’s no cure (at least, last time I checked. I’ve been having sex with the same person for 11 years, so it’s been awhile since I’ve been concerned with these things).

  • Why is it that every day that I read anything on this website it’s like Sarah and Emily get less and leas educated?
    I’m not sure where you get your information from, but even if this girl wore a condom with Kris, it doesn’t mean she’s safe from any STD. Obviously you’re a virgin or just have never seen a condom because written on every condom wrapper is a warning that they don’t protect from sexually transmitted diseases. I’d check your facts before you post something like this.. I used to love this site, it’s going down the shitter though.

      • Any dictionary will say that a condom is a sheath used for contraception and to protect against infection, and even though I am apparently losing my education, I’m pretty sure a dictionary is a book.

        Why is this even a discussion? Obviously a condom won’t protect against every STD. I didn’t think I needed to spell that out for anyone here.

      • Alas, I have failed you all by not thoroughly explaining the uses of a condom in an article about Kim Kardashian’s estranged husband’s herpes!

    • You’re either very stupid or a very useless troll. Condoms protect against pregnancies and STDs and have 99% effectiveness.

  • I have no idea about condoms since I have been married more than a decade.
    I do know this:
    1) Herpes is a big deal. It’s forever. It’s painful oozing sores on your junk.
    2) Herpes can be spread from skin to skin contact ie : parts that a condom don’t cover and Kris H. (if he does in fact have Herpes) would be well aware of this so he is at fault.

    • When I said that herpes isn’t that big a deal, I meant that a whole, whole lot of people have it, and it’s usually pretty manageable. Most people don’t even know they have it because they have no symptoms, and the symptoms they do have, the sores, can be confused for razor burn or ingrown hairs or something like that. A lot of people never even have an outbreak, or they just have one or two in their lifetime.

      I know it can be much more severe, and I’m sure it can be uncomfortable and painful and annoying and awful in any form, and it’s a little scary because it does spread so easily, but hey, at least it’s not syphilis.

    • You are right about herpes being able to be spread skin to skin. However, there are many people who have been exposed to the Herpes virus but have yet to have any visible symptoms. Symptoms can show after months or even years on some people like most other viruses like HPV and HIV. It all depends on an individual and ones immune system.

    • Read more about herpes…like HPV and HIV, the virus can lay dormant for years in some people without an outbreak. Unfortunately when the virus sheds even when dormant, one can unknowingly spread it, skin to skin and also from sharing personal things like towels, clothes etc. It could very well be that she did not even get it from kris H because I don’t see how one could have sex with someone with visible sores.

  • Why everyone getting so mad bout herpes…the story was funny…and Emily there will always be lil fuck sticks out there that think they know everything…and judging by the stupid comments its really evident today

  • syphilis sores aren’t actually worse. they’re painless chancres. and that’s just stage one. the reason syphilis is worse is that stage 2 and 3 come with worse consequences than herpes.

  • How F##king blonde is this chick 2 yrs later she sues him? The good thing about this is IF this goes to court don’t both ppl have to have every partner they’ve been with tested? KK cum on down I’d hate to see her lab work !!

    Oh and .. “during a portion of the sexual encounter Kris did not wear a condom”? Her throat and vag are infected when did he wear a condom? This is one classy chick letting Kris go mudding on a one nite stand.

  • This is stupidity. She should have made sure he had the condom on at all times. Also, unfortunately, condoms do not protect against stds like herpes 100%. Plus, someone can have it and not be aware because it can lay dormant in the body for a long time without the person exhibiting any visible symptoms. Even though the virus is dormant however, it still sheds and one can spread it during this time by skin to skin contact unknowingly.

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