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So, do we dislike this girl enough that I can come right out and say that she looks like a bag of smashed shit without getting any flak for it? Because even though yesterday was girlfriend’s 30th birthday, I’m going to go ahead and say that she looks like a bag of smashed shit. This, folks, is what happens when you let your smarmy husband dictate your facial and body choices and have a debilitating lack of self-esteem. And when you can’t stop changing your teeth around; that, too.
I want LeAnn to have a happy 30th birthday, really I do, but all I can see is her lion-head in these pictures and I cannot get past it. Seriously, whether it’s the weight loss or some kind of surgery or injectible, she’s starting to resemble the Cowardly Lion (albeit a really skinny Cowardly Lion).
Happy Belated Birthday, LeAnn, and I mean that from the bottom of my heart. Something else I mean from the bottom of my heart? This:
She must have terrible gas because she always looks like she’s smelling a fart.
I’m just happy she is not in a bikini. I was starting to think she didn’t own clothes. And yeah, she does look like chewed up bubble gum.
I thought I loved the outfit… until I saw the front-view with that huge necklace & exposed shoulder & huge slit. Gah-ross. At least she’s got some clothes on though?
I see Falcor from Neverending Story in that homewreckin’ face…
I just don’t understand why he would even want her to look like that. I mean she doesn’t even look attractive.
saggy boob alert…she really is 30.. I mean gross.
I love this cowardly lion reference.. especially since I just watched that movie for the first time since I was a kid, and I laughed until I cried at how flamboyant and ridiculous the lion is. He makes everything about him and puts on a huge show all the time (“King of the Forrrrrrrest!”), which also seems kind of fitting too…
She was supposed to perform in my hometown this summer, but canceled. I was actually sort of excited about it.
You also have to wish Leann’s “friend”(Lizzy, Eddie’s mistress) a happy birthday too because if it wasn’t for the fact that Lizzy was also celebrating her birthday this month, Leann wouldn’t have been famewhoring so much. Did you see the interview Leann gave Celebuzz about how Eddie is the ray of light in her life and she so thrilled that he “bought” her a bracelet that she doesn’t have to take off?
We all know that Leann wore this outfit because she saw one of Eddie’s sidepieces in it. The question is which one of his sidepieces did she copy this look from? I bet there are photos of Lizzy wearing a shirt and skirt like this. You know that Lizzy and Leann share clothes now since Eddie likes to dress the women he is sleeping with.
Don’t worry, Leann is about to release more staged bikini photo-ops too. She posted a photo of herself holding Brandi’s child while she had a Corona sitting in the cup holder of her chair.
Is Eddie losing his hair? Leann must really stress him out. Why is he always drunk?
I really believe this woman is in serious need of a therapist! First, she’s constantantlytweeting almost naked photos of herself because those bikinis barely cover anything, and she seems as if she’s always looking for acceptance from the public. I say this is a person that feels totally guilty for breaking up a family, including her own, and is so full of herself that she disguises her guilt by being self centered and constantly posting bikini pictures of herself. So sad!
I can only say “HOLY CRAP” to that Cowardly Lion comparison.
I sort of feel like the cowardly lion would have posted bikini pics of himself too…for the attention and for people to tell him he wasn’t too fat/hairy to wear bikinis. There would have been a lot of “Aw shucks”-ing, but he’d eat it up.
I don’t know why I’m so fascinated by this comparison, but I am.