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Whoa! Megan Fox! Where’d Your Baby Bump Go?

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PSYCH! Here’s Megan‘s baby bump, fashionably camouflaged underneath a dress that only Megan Fox’s most hardcore fans could appreciate:

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Seriously, though, staying true to form, Megan Fox is probably the most perfect pregnant woman on the face of the earth, jokeless. But honestly, what else would you expect?

What I want to know, though, is when will this baby be born? I feel like Megan’s been pregnant for ages, but it’s really only since June that we’ve had some iron-clad evidence that Megan’s carrying (a fetus, guys, not a weapon), but she’s got to be way further along than just three or four months, right? The pregnancy rumors really began to plague Megan way back in March, so that would make her, what, five or so months along? That could be about right, right?

One way or the other, God. Doesn’t she just look amazing?

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    • Yeah, I’m not a fan of hers, but that dress needs to be mine!!! Thank you for posting a photo of an unhorrifying (i.e.Jessica Simpson) pregnant woman. I bet it’s a boy, because she is all baby.

  • Well,um,hello Sexy Mrs.Megan Fox,um how’s it going today,once again my name is Ike Nash,& um,I live in the city of Toronto,in the country of Canada,plus I am a very Godly,plus gorgeous looking kid just like the real true King Of Kings & Lord Of Lords,who is also the Conquering Lion From The Tribe Of Judah,& I came from the Heavens,ha ha ha,I’m just kidding sweetie pie,but anyway,I really came from the caribbean from,the island called St.Vincent & The Grenadines,but now I live in Toronto,in the country called Canada,& um,here is another idea of mine of what I really think should be your next new romantic & comedy film,& I have written my idea for you,in the form of a movie script/screenplay,like all of ma other screenplay ideas that I have previously written for ya,in the past few couple of months,& your next new comedy movie should be called,Walking & Talking,& the story/theme of walking & Talking should be based upon this:

    One bright & early friday afternoon,in august,you(Mrs.Megan Fox),was taking a walk through the village of the Bay/Yorkville area,which is located in the downtown city of toronto,which is in the country of canada,& you were walking plus talking with a few couple of your very good female companions,then you guys decided to stop at a nearby shop to grab a small little snack to crunch on,then a very funny gorgeous looking guy came into,the same shop,& he had a kind of swagger that one of your(Mrs.Megan Fox’s),friends,really liked,& he was the film actor Mr.Johnny Depp,but his name in this comedy film was called Valentino Willis,& he was smoking a captain black cigar,but the cashier of the shop told him to put it out,so he said:(Okay Mate),so then he walked over to you(Mrs.Megan Fox),& your friends,then he noticed that one of your(Sexy Mrs.Megan Fox’s) friends,was smiling at him,so then he kindly introduced himself to all of y’all,then he especially smiled kindly,to your(Sexy Mrs.Megan Fox’s) friend,that was smiling first at him,then he offered to take you all out for an early afternoon lunch,then you all quickly became very acquainted,with each other,then later on in the very same evening,he took your(Mrs.Megan Fox’s),friend out,the same girl,that he liked,when you all first met,so he took her out for drinks,plus a very awesome dinner,then the very next day,he invited you all to meet one of his very awesome business partners,who owned a few couple Luxury hotels & restaurants,in the city of Toronto,so then you(Sexy Mrs.Megan Fox plus your friends),agreed to hang out for a bit with Johnny Depp/Valentino Willis,plus with his business partner,at a very cool shop in the yorkville area,so then while hanging out,you all had some drinks,made a whole heap of jokes,with each other then,continued laughing & chatting as the afternoon went by,then the following afternoon,you all went to a huge office party that was held at one of the hotels that Valentino Willis’s friend owned,then you all got crunked up by some alcoholic beverages,then you all began to sing some songs that you all liked,then all of a sudden the cops came in,& said that your party was very very outrageous,then one of the cops stole a few couple of alcoholic drinks,that was on a table that was closeby to him,then he also became outrageously drunk,then said:(the show must go on),then he collapsed onto the floor,then the very next day,you all(Sexy Mrs.Megan Fox & your friends,plus Valentino Willis along with his very good business partner) met again for breakfast,at another shop in the Bay/Yorkville area,then you all began to laugh & talk again as usual,then in the ending of this film,you(Mrs.Megan Fox plus your friends),were given a hotel as a gift by Valentino Willis’s wealthy friend,& Mr.Valentino Willis continued dating your(Mrs.Megan Fox’s) friend,whom he liked very much,then you all partied & lived happily ever after

    The end

    Dear Sexy Mrs.Megan Fox,that was my idea/screenplay/movie script of what I think should be your next new film,& um,here are a few couple other of actors & actresses that I think you should call up,to be a part of this film if you will like them to,& they are Mr.Charlie Sheen,Mr.Brad Pitt,Mr.Vince Vaughn,Mrs.Anne Hathaway,Mrs.Kate Winslet,Mrs.Jessica Biel,Mrs.Audrina Patridge,& Mrs.Carrie Underwood

  • Well, well, aren’t you the clever little stalker?! Seriously, I’d like to be friends with you. We could team up and show these “bloggers” how to go nuclear!!!

  • Um,hello Mrs.Megan Fox,here is a track that I wrote for ya,& the name of it is called Babe That Thuggish Ruggish,& I wrote this song to the instrumental of a rap song called Be Careful,using all of my own words/lyrics,& Be Careful was originally sang by the rapper named Bizzy Bone,plus his song called Be Careful comes off from one of his solo cd albums called The Gift,so dear Sexy Mrs.Megan Fox,here is ma love song that I have written for you,to the instrumental of Be Careful,using all of my very own words/lyrics oh one more thang the word Lay-Day in ma song means Lady,peace

    My song title:Babe That Thuggish Ruggish

    Verse 1 for Mrs.Megan Fox:

    Congratulations,girl,on everythang,every movie,that,girl,you have bin in,I’m,like a prince,I wish you,all the best,girl,never fail,I,will always,help you,Lay-Day,cause I care,yes I care,sexy Lay-Day,no,I’m,not,trying,to mess you,up,shordy,I,will be careful,to prevent,things,from happening,that will,ruin,happiness,babe,yes,I will

    The chorus for Mrs.Megan Fox:

    Still,you’re,a princess,honey,yes,you are,it,is good to,be in films,girl,plus a star,cars are fun,to be,in,girl,driving around,the city,having fun,girl,smile babe

    The last verse for chorus for Mrs.Megan Fox:

    Hope you,had,a good weekend,hope,everythang’s cool,hey girl,so,what’s new,I’ll,not make you blue,or sad,pretty Lay-Day,Babe,that thuggish ruggish

  • Um hello Mrs.Megan Fox,& how’s it going today,well um,here is another romantic track that I have written for you,& the name of it is called Let’s Have Lunch,& I wrote this track to the instrumental of a song called You Won’t See Me Tonight,using all of my own words/lyrics,& You Won’t See Me Tonight was originally sang by a rapper named Nas featuring an R&B singer named Aaliyah,so dear Sexy Mrs.Megan Fox here is ma romantic love track that I have written for you to the instrumental of You Won’t See Me Tonight using all of my own words/lyrics

    My song title:Let’s Have Lunch

    My introduction for you Sexy Mrs.Megan Fox,before my chorus:

    Dear Megan,let’s,shake hands,let’s,hold hands,girl,& never,let go.

    Verse 1 for Sexy Mrs.Megan Fox:

    Girl,yo,I love ya,babe,I will,save you,girl,like an angel,so babe,be strong,Honey,never worry,girl,come here,every year,you’re,so sexy,babe,be my sweetheart,never part,girl,I,fell,in love,with you, babe,sexy everyday,every where,that,you go,you,must know,girl,you’re,so gorgeous babe,plus yo,do,you like malls?shopping out?girl,I,will take you downtown,in my city,babe,girl,everything,nice,should be yours,girl,my name,is Ike Nash,you’re so sexy babe,plus,yo,girl,love your toes,girl,you’re so blazing,burning thangs,honey,I,have known,known girl,yo,you’re, a star,honey,every where,that I go,Angels,love Me,babe.

  • Um hello Mrs.Megan Fox,here is a track that I have written for ya,& the name of it is called Enjoy The TIFF,& I wrote this love song to the instrumental of a rap song called Never Forget Me using my own words/lyrics,& the track Never Forget Me was originally sang by a rap group called Bone Thugs N Harmony featuring another singer named Akon,so dear Mrs.Megan Fox here is my love track that I’ve written for ya to the instrumental of the rap song called Never Forget Me which was originally sang by Bone Thugs N Harmony,using all of my very own words/lyrics,plus the word Lay-Day in my love track for you means Lady,peace.

    The song title for Mrs.Megan Fox:Enjoy The Tiff

    Verse 1 for Sexy Mrs.Megan Fox:

    Enjoy,the TIFF,girl,if,you’re here,sexy dear,wish you were,I will be there,every day,every year,I’m,from St.Clair,girl,honey,it’s a ball,to be in ma city,girl,stay pretty,plus,honey,girl,how you doing?Lay-Day,girl,I’m,busy sometimes,babe,meeting friends.

    My chorus for Sexy Mrs.Megan Fox:

    You should hang with your friends,pretty babe,in the Yorkville village,kicking it,passing time,smiling hi,sipping some very cool wine,girl,feeling fine,passing bottles,feeling high,high on some very nice vibes,girl,how ya bin?how’s your day?how is thangs?girl,when the telephone rings,girl,it should be,me honey.

  • Hello Sexy Mrs.Megan Fox,I really really like ya a whole lot,plus someday maybe like in 10 years from now I will like to buy you a few couple houses cars plus boats

  • Hello Mrs.Megan Fox,here is a very romantic track that I have written for you & the name of it is called Have A Great Day,& I wrote this very romantic track to the instrumental of a song called Doing It,using all of ma very own words/lyrics,& the song called Doing It was originally sang by the rapper named LL Cool J,so dear Mrs.Megan Fox here is ma very romantic love track that I have written for ya to the instrumental of doing it using all of ma very own words/lyrics,plus one of the reasons why I have written you a track to this instrumental is because I am very very romantic plus the word Lay-Day in ma song means Lady

    The song title for Mrs.Megan Fox:Have A Great Day

    My introduction before my chorus for Mrs.Megan Fox:

    Have,a great day,sexy babe,girl,I will,talk to,you nicely,never frustrated,sexy babe,girl,I’m,respected highly.

    Verse 1 for Sexy Mrs.Megan Fox:

    My thoughts,are high,sexy babe,never,bin a pervert Lay-Day,always,in a nice vibe,pretty babe,so I’m respected highly,
    plus many hugs,to ya,sexy babe,many great thangs,to ya,Lay-Day,many kisses,also,pretty babe,girl,you’re respected,highly,hope everythang is well,sexy babe,you’re so,nice,sexy Lay-Day,someday,I will,buy you,gifts,hugs & kisses,to you,Lay-Day.

    My chorus for Sexy Mrs.Megan Fox:

    Keep doing well,sexy babe,girl,thangs are nice,sexy Lay-Day,I will,take you,shopping,someday,babe,so,you’ll,have a great time,
    Lay-Day,you’ll have,a good time,sexy babe,have,a good day,pretty Bay-Bay,have fun,girl,everywhere,you go,have a great day,pretty Lay-Day.

  • Hello there Mrs.Megan Fox,here is another very romantic track that I have written for ya,& the name of it is called I’ll Buy Ya Gifts,& I wrote this track to the instrumental of a reggae song called Nah Get No Bligh,using all of ma very own words/lyrics,& the reggae song called Nah Get No Bligh was originally sang by the reggae singer named Sean Paul,so dear Mrs.Megan Fox,here is ma track that I have written for ya to the instrumental of Nah Get No Bligh using all of ma very own words/lyrics,plus the word Lay-Day in ma very romantic love track for you means Lady,take care Mam.

    The song title for Mrs.Megan Fox:I’ll Buy Ya Gifts

    The introduction before ma chorus for Mrs.Megan Fox:

    Girl,I like the way,you walk,plus,yo,girl,& I like the way you talk.

    Ma chorus for Mrs.Megan Fox:

    Girl,you always,look sweet,plus,yo,girl,& you always,roll clean,plus,yo girl,& you,always,roll neat,plus yo,babe,plus you always,smell,sweet,yo girl,girl,you always,look sweet,plus,yo babe,& you always,smell clean,plus,yo girl,I will buy you gifts,babe,plus,yo,babe,girl,you always,look neat,girl.

    Verse 1 for Mrs.Megan Fox:

    When,you’re,walking down the streets,hope that you’re safe,girl,I always,pray,sweets,girl,meditation,is always,daily,girl,hesitation towards,slippery,grounds,girl,never travel,hastily,girl,& I hope that you travel safely,girl,&,I will,save,you,bravely,girl,& will save you,mightily,girl.

    Ma chorus for Sexy Mrs.Megan Fox:

    Hey babe,drink anywhere,everday,everywhere,babe,stay cute,hey girl,so smooth,yo,Lay-Day,so smooth,so girl,how you bin?,do you hang,at the Letteri,babe,in June,yo girlfriend,on a full moon,yo Lay-Day,stay cute.

  • Um,hello there Mrs.Megan Fox,& how are you doing today,here is a very very extremely romantic track that I have written for you & the name of it is called,Can I Buy Ya Flowers,& I wrote this song for you to the instrumental of a reggae song called Sudan,using all of ma very own words/lyrics,& the reggae song Sudan was originally sang by a reggae singer named Buju Banton,& the only reason why I’m writing ya a track to the instrumental of the reggae song named Sudan is because it has a very very romantic plus nice sounding instrumental,so dear Mrs.Megan Fox,here is ma track for ya that I wrote for you to the instrumental of Sudan,that was originally sang by Buju Banton ,using all of my very own words/lyrics,tplus the word Lay-Day in ma extremely romantic love track for ya means Lady,take care Mam.

    Ma song title for Sexy Mrs.Megan Fox: Can I Buy Ya Flowers

    Ma introduction,before ma chorus for Sexy Mrs.Megan Fox:

    Can,I buy?you,flowers,babe,every hour,of the day,sexy Lay-Day,every seconds,babe,I’ll bring you,roses,with,cool smells,nice scents,nice smells,babe.

    My chorus for Mrs.Megan Fox:

    Girl,I think,that,you’re,awesome,plus,so nice,no lie,no lie,babe,plus I,don’t think,that,you’re awful,girl,no lie,no lie,no lies,babe,girl,I,don’t ever,act,froward,girl,I’m high,I’m nice,plus kind,babe,girl,I don’t,ever act,shy,girl,cause,I’m high,my,thoughts,are too,high,girl.

    Verse 1 for Sexy Mrs.Megan Fox:

    Let’s,roll,to the,malls,let’s,roll,to the,stores,in fancy,clothing,shordy,buy,what,you,want,I was,granted,shordy,things,that’s pure,things,that’s precious,babe,much more,than gold,like,good blessings,babe,& girl,I’m,no,I’m,no sluggard,babe,buy,what,you want,I was,planted,girl,just like,a rose,I’ll never,fail,babe,let’s,buy,some stores.

    My chorus for Mrs.Megan Fox:

    Check,ma song,babe,it’s what,I wrote,I carry,notes,girl,plus,I like,sports,I like soccer,babe,plus,I like,those,Angels,from the skies,that bless,me,girl,I like,Michael,babe,he loves,me,more,he shows,me things,girl,plus,bless you,more,Mike’s,an angel,girl,Michael,for full,for full,name,sexy Lay-Day,let’s,buy some stores.

  • Has Mrs.Megan Fox’s,fans,ever wrote,her,screenplays/movie scripts,before,I have,many of them,do you know what I deserve?

  • Hello there,plus Mrs.Megan Fox,I will just like to say to Mrs.Megan Fox,that in two more days,I will write her a very romantic/comedy film,but here is a track that I have written for her,& the name,of it is called Hello There Ms. ,& I wrote this very romantic track to the instrumental of one of the best rap songs called,Land Of Tha Heartless,using all of my very own words/lyrics,plus dear Mrs.Megan Fox,this track here,was not intended to use ya,this track here was well written because I am a very very romantic gorgeous looking kid,so dear Mrs.Megan Fox,here is my track that I have written for ya,to the instrumental of the rap song called Land Of Tha Heartless,using all of my very own words/lyrics,plus I almost forgot,that the word Lay-Day,in my very romantic track means Lady,& the word Jewelray,means Jewelray,peace.

    My song title for Mrs.Megan Fox:Hello There Ms.

    My introduction before my chorus,for Sexy Mrs.Megan Fox:

    Mrs.Meg,Ms.Megan,don’t,babe,do wrong,thangs,yo,girl,I don’t,complain,Lay-Day,so girl,I do understand.

    Verse 1 for Mrs.Megan Fox:

    Girl,yo,girl,never fret,cause,Lay-Day,life,is,very cool,strife,is lame,
    striving,is alright,babe,so,honey,yo,flaunt,your,jewelray,where,you go,take,it easy,Bay-Bay,cause,sexy,babe,stress,is,so dirt,I,won’t,hurt,girl,I,won’t,curse,you,so,girl,so,floss,everyday,I, will,not bug,sexy,Lay-Day,I,will,cut,shut,um,down,babe,just,for,you,girl,what’s,popping,babe,please,stay fine,enjoy,babe.

    My chorus for Sexy Mrs.Megan Fox:

    Take care,girl,I’m,not,a bear,so dear,babe,hope,you’re,doing well,swell,well,girl,may,I say,this,babe,can,I,tell,you,babe,please,be well.

    Verse 2 for Mrs.Megan Fox:

    Hey girl,babe,what’s up,tonight,alright,girl,let,me finish,now,chow,down,girl,on,tasty bites,like Frites,babe,I’m,mighty,girl,lovely babe,girl,I,won’t frown,babe,I,won’t,let you,down,I’m Comely,babe,city’s cool,girl,my name is,Ike,Ike Nash,babe,girl,my life,is bright

  • Hello,this here is a comedy & romance film idea for Mrs.Megan Fox,that I have written in the form of a screenplay/movie script,and it is an idea of mine of what I think should be your next brand new film,and the name of your next new film should be called How Are You,& the story/theme of this film should be based upon the following:

    On a very amazing Thursday evening,in the month of November,it was a cloudless sky,and you(Mrs.Megan Fox) was out shopping at the malls with a few couple of your very close friends,after you had finished your work at your office in the city downtown,then at the mall while walking around laughing and talking,you decided to go into a very cool store called Reitmans,to check out some very cool stuff that they had on sale,then while you(Mrs.Fox) was checking out their stuff with some of your friends a very cool dude came strolling in,then he strolled up to you(Mrs.Fox) and said to you:(Excuse me Mam,I will,like to say that,I think that,you’re so hot that,I will like to steal some of these merchandise just to impress you and give them to you,but since I can afford them I will like to buy you a very cool dress that my eyes have spotted in the right hand corner of the store) so then you(Mrs.Fox) began laughing happily along with your five great friends,then you(Sexy Mrs.Megan Fox) replied to the dude:(Are you serious),then he replied:(Yes,I am),the your friends asked him what his name was then he replied:(My name is William Haroldson and it is a pleasure to meet you),then he said to you(Mrs.Megan Fox):(Will you accept if I kindly buy you the dress that I have spotted) the you(Mrs.Megan Fox) replied:(Sure,why not,plus thank you Sir),so the William Haroldson purchased the dress for you(Sexy Mrs.Megan Fox) and it was a Long Navy Blue coloured dress that reached right down to your knees,and it was very fancy and fashionable,so after William had made an end of buying the outfit for you(Mrs.Fox),he asked you and your friends if you will like to join him for some Ice Cream at a very awesome Ice Cream Store,then you all replied:(Sure,why not),so then you all went for ice cream at the store,then William pulled out from his Coat pocket a tall can of beer then began to drink it in the Ice Cream store while you(Mrs.Megan Fox and your friends) were enjoying some Coconut plus Bubble Gum flavoured ice cream,the ice cream flavours were not mixed in together they were separate flavours,you(Mrs.Fox) was enjoying the Bubble Gum Flavoured Ice Cream and your friends each separately had the Coconut flavoured along with the Bubble Gum flavoured Ice Cream also,then you all asked William:(Are you honestly allowed to have beers in the mall?) then he replied:(Do you like Bad Boys?I’m,a really gangster,kind of dude,that’s why I’m making jokes with you Ladies while having this beer),then he quickly replied again:(I’m just joking around Honeys,I’m a really cool dude,I just like being happy,that’s why I’m having this drink right now),then you(Sexy Mrs.Megan Fox and your very great friends) all replied:(Awesome,Great) then you all left the ice cream shop then continued walking through the mall with Mr.William Haroldson,then suddenly Mr.William Haroldson pulled another tall can of Beer from out of his right hand coat pocket again then began to drink it while all of you were walking through the mall,then he asked you(Mrs.Fox and your friends) : (Can I buy,you Ladies a huge Bottle of Baileys),then you all replied:(Sure,great why not) then he bought you all a huge Bottle of Baileys,then he exchanged telephone numbers with you(Sexy Mrs.Megan Fox) then you all went home,feeling great.Then in the middle and ending of this movie,you(Sexy Mrs.Megan Fox) became greater friends with Mr.William Haroldson then you all went to movie theatres,house parties,lunches plus dinners,then you all partied and prospered happily ever after!

    The end!

    Dear Mrs.Megan Fox,my name is Ike Nash plus I reside in Toronto in the country called Canada,and I originally was brought up in the caribbean island called St.Vincent & The Grenadines,and you can telephone I & I @ 416.752.2165 and that was a screenplay/movie script for ya,and also here is a list of other actors plus actresses,that I think will also assist in making this comedy romance film a smashing plus dashing box office hit,and they are Mr.Brad Pitt,Mrs.Julie Dreyfus Louis,Mrs.Sofia Vergara,Mr.Charlie Sheen,Mrs.Anne Hathaway,Mrs.Audrina Patridge,Mr.Brian Austin Green,Mrs.Jennifer Taylor,Mr.Johnny Depp,Mr.Jim Carey,Mr.Aston Kutcher & also Mrs.Angelina Jolie as well as Mrs.Kate Winslet and also Mrs.Jennifer Love Hewitt,peace

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