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Hey, Look, Some Photos of Lindsay That Aren’t Awful

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I mean, if it weren’t for the fact that her nose is all contorted from all of that cocaine use, and her lips are still all plumped out like a puffer fish’s ass—oh, and the fake teeth, too, I forgot about those—Lindsay Lohan might actually look like a shadow of her former self in these pictures, and how about them apples, huh? I mean, yeah, she’s still got the wonk-eyed crack leer of a seasoned crackhead, and all that self-tanner has positively ruined her skin tone, making it dull and ashy-looking, but hey. At least it’s not this, am I right?:

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BAM. Got you again.

To distract you from that horror, I have exciting Dina Lohan news for you guys! Turns out, Dina’s a real self-entitled cheap-o! Are you surprised? You shouldn’t be.

From the NY Post:

Dina Lohan and her brother Paul Anthony Sullivan left organizers of a Hamptons charity event fuming after they allegedly skipped out of the bash without paying the bill.

We’re told Lindsay Lohan’s party-cougar mom and her brother were offered four complimentary tickets to new East Hampton restaurant hot spot Andrra on Saturday night to watch the Great Bonac Fireworks Show to aid the nonprofit Clamshell Foundation, which supports local health, cultural and education projects.

But Dina and Paul arrived for the seated dinner with eight others. A source told us, “They dined and dashed on a $2,500 check and didn’t leave a dime for the waiters. The understanding was they would get four free tickets. Anthony stormed up at the end and said, ‘What is this check for?’ Organizers offered a reduced bill for around $1,100, but then they just upped and left without leaving a tip. When organizers later phoned him to demand payment, Sullivan said, ‘My celebrity clients were not happy.’ ”

God. And we all wonder where Lindsay got all her classy from, jeez. Oh. And LOL! at “celebrity clients.” I know they’re not talking about Dina Lohan, now, are they?

Check out the not-so-awful photos of Lindsay in the gallery. You owe it to yourself.

2 CommentsLeave a comment

  • Beg to differ!
    But that flappy lips thing never fails to please me! :D

    For chrissake, could she PUT A BRA ON?!!

    • Agreed! Her boobs are getting lower and lower! She will be able to start playing hacky sack with them soon if she doesn’t do something about it! Maybe instead of putting all her money up her nose and into her lips, she should consider a boob lift.